That is enthusiastic caressing monumentally wrong on many levels.
There may well be people in need of viewing your image.
I myself tore my very eyes out and rammed them up my own arse in horror.
I put them back soon after and I am now able to see again post viewing that twisted image of depravity.
In short, outstanding!, I raise a cheek in honour and award you some imaginary CDC honour in recognition of your innate ability to engender revulsion and subsequent horror via such a simple medium.
Even shorter, fucking well done you twisted sod.
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Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:26,
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I myself tore my very eyes out and rammed them up my own arse in horror.
I put them back soon after and I am now able to see again post viewing that twisted image of depravity.
In short, outstanding!, I raise a cheek in honour and award you some imaginary CDC honour in recognition of your innate ability to engender revulsion and subsequent horror via such a simple medium.
Even shorter, fucking well done you twisted sod.
Funny
Especially as he always moans that there isn't enough sauce with the dishes he judges
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Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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Ooh, he's a posh one.
Heinz ketchup?, c'mon.
Tesco Value red, vinegary piss-water extracted from a cystitic beetroot munching fanatic, with added disturbing chemically smell on pasta.
Accept all substitutes that constitute both edible and healthier than that voluble blood tinged, consumptive phlegm in a bottle.
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Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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Tesco Value red, vinegary piss-water extracted from a cystitic beetroot munching fanatic, with added disturbing chemically smell on pasta.
Accept all substitutes that constitute both edible and healthier than that voluble blood tinged, consumptive phlegm in a bottle.