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# This is definitely all correct*


*most certainly not.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Mmm, Full Scottish Breakfast
Yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# ^this
2 Glasgow hotel breakfasts coming up for me this week!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Surely London should be
Greek Yoghurt with Passion Fruit puree on top, with a side-order of organic Granola, and a skinny latte?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Rather than my usual:
Sausage sarnie and a fuck-off mug of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
I was purely focussed on the fried breakfast. In fact I might change the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I was only messing - having a pop at the genus 'Costa Coffee Wankorious'
Love the pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# And Gosport should read:
Cup of tea, fag, and the Daily Star.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
#
should can't
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Urm...
We eat breakfast in the Mighty Cornwall you know...
(CornishStanley can't post hyperlinks, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah, but it's all croissants and stuff down your way, after all you're nearly in France!
I am not being in any way serious!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Whats the regional difference on a cornish fry up? if there is one I am more than happy to change it.
I just couldnt find it thats all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# well...
we are big fans of the breakfast pasty, not to be confused with the actual pasty... however the main difference is the time of day it's eaten... (ok you might have a point about our breakfast being the same...)
(CornishStanley can't post hyperlinks, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Its all about the Hogs Pudding in Cornwall
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Can you fry a pasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I'd give that a try.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I wasn't just making fun, this was a serious suggestion delivered in the form of a question.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# As was I!
Sounds very nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# You'd have to do it Scottish style: Deep Fried Cornish Pasty in Batter
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Tempura or Beer Batter?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Damn it, Jim. I'm a Doctor, not a Scientist!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# There...has to be!... Some.. way... to get a fried pasty to me... without... it breaking my girdle...
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I used to make my own Pasties
and it's a criminal offence to use Carrots punishable by death.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# I always considered peas the most unholy of pasty ingredients.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Most definitely as a Sheffield Lass I was new to the Pasty Rules
but it's just potato, best steak, swede/turnip and onion and made with Shortcrust Pastry and none of that flaky pastry stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Well I'll just be going down to the shops then.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
# The former with a kind of Wasabi mayonnaise on the side?
I'm up for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
# ...wrapped in kebab meat and then rebattered?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# And then once more with Mars Bars and batter
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# My other-half comes from Plymouth and showed me the delight's of Hog's Pudding
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
#
My dad (an old Dartmoor man) used to have chitterlings with his fried breakfast.
(Freakmandu, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# You forgot the zoider
over in zommerzet innum
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Damn, I want black and white puddings and haggis now :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# No, I think you'll want them with
Seared Scallops
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# It's a, nice day for a.....
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
#
I don't like the look of your sausage
EDIT/ now it's all better. Loving your infographics!
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# hahahah bollocks.
EDIT/ I don't know what you mean.....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Hog's Pudding! Hog's Pudding! Hog's Pudding! Hog's Pudding! Hog's Pudding! Hog's Pudding!
b3ta.com/board/10446396
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# hmmm interesting. Further research is needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Tasty reseach, very tasty.
www.pastyman.com/hogs-pudding.php
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# BRAW.........N!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# If adding HOGS PUDDING (as ye should)
Make sure it go's on Devon - not Cornishland.
www.legendarydartmoor.co.uk/hoggs_pudd.htm

(I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
# I'm more concerned about the tomato
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# not to worry
t'was spanish cucumbers or was it german beansprouts? oh, they're still not sure... ho hum...
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Nothing for you, Cornwall!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# It's potato bread, not potato cake
Also, we generally don't do beans because you can't fry them
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Only the english call them potato cakes
And now living in Manchester I miss my Ulster fry dearly.
(BeardedChimp, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
# This was the first thing I spotted on the map,
The English just can't get the name right :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)
# You've been spoilt
by those la-da-dah Japanese breakfasts. Fried tentacles and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Sorry about that, I cant change it now, but I will update it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Mmmmm Potato bread and a dash of salt!
great GREAT pic, but potato cakes??
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I'll have the standard, with black pudding please!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Lorne Sausage FTW
Makes the best sarnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Sick...
Fruit pudding is absolutely disgusting..
(trip2themoon, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Make this into a poster
I would totally have this hanging up in my hallway, it's brilliant.
(Orr, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Today is your lucky day...
www.redbubble.com/people/wildyles/art/7316017-regional-fried-breakfasts-of-the-united-kingdom ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Mighty yum but I'm not sure Haggis is a fried breakfast
I thought it was always a boiled job
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Oh, it's fried all right...
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Only by philistines =)
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)
#
philistines Great men.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:30, archived)
#
philistines Great fat men
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)
#
philistines Great fat men lovely wobbly rotund chaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Bollocks to those foreigners who say British food is crap.
There isn't a better way to start your day.
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Surrey boy here...
I bloody love bubble and squeak, but i've never had it for breakfast. I do, on the other hand, have black pudding whenever as possible. Maybe it's my paternal grandfather's Manchester blood filtering down through the generations.
(Xpic needs a kick up the arse., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
# ?
wtf are oatcakes?Your black pudding is too far North!
other than that likey.
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
# apparently a stoke speciality.
And black pudding was a tough one, its kind of England wide and nearly in the standards. But as bury black pudding is a thing... it went there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:29, archived)
# I live in Derbyshire
Oatcakes (the pancake sort, not the biscuit sort in packs) are very popular here and in Staffordshire. As is "pudding" which is basically white pudding made with suet, entrails and oats. Can't tell you wot it tastes like, as I'm veggie.

Note that in Aberdeenshire white pudding contains onions and is generally meat-free. They are also big fans of rowies (aka butteries) which are flat, salty, croissant type things you put in the toaster. They can set the toaster on fire if done too long, due to all the butter or hydrogenated veg oil in them. They are absolutely stunning.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Bacon Oatcakes...
...are simply awesome in every way. My folks were brought up around Stoke on Trent and I can remember going up to Stoke on a morning to pick 'em up fresh.

Rather wonderfully, our local Sainsburys has 'em in from time to time and they freeze lovely. I think bacon oatcakes for all on Saturday :-)
(daern, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Indeed
Family visits to my grandparents are fondly remembered for oatcakes bought from a terrace house window. Best with bacon, tinned tomatoes and melted cheese all rolled into a tube of sloppy, cheesy, bacony goodness. Really want one now.
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# BLOODY FORIEGHNERS
all of you lot think youselves lucky being dished out british.
try a german fucking dry bread roll,raw meat ,coffee and orange juice you´lle shit through the eye of a needle at 100 yards and you cannot get warm food until after 11óclock cunts
germans got porn we got breakfast great pic m8
(BRICKBAT, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)