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# Well, as you know full well, I generate prawn toast through my nostrils for the entire community to enjoy.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# i love prawn toast
do you shit green-lipped mussels in black bean sauce?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Unfortunately not.
I shit vile yellow water.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Haha... you shit stella....!!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Yeah, it's unusual, really.
Scrumpy Jack in one end, Stella out the other.
Peculiar state of affairs.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Sell it to chavs... spend money on more Scrumpy Jack... I'v not had cider for about 25 years.....
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)
# i am just not happy today
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Stay up til 10:30 and watch Newsnight.
That'll cheer you up.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:13, archived)
# i'm going to watch a film
and get pissed
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Not tonight.
Watch Newsnight and then watch some shit film. Please.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I am actually just going to cook king prawns,with pork and egg and mushroom rice...
I don't fancy any of your toast though thanks....!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)