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# :)


(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:53, archived)
#
this is the first CDC i've seen on here in about seven years thats made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I agree with this ^
hurdehur!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:09, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
# cdc winner of the interwebs
oscar award?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Same here.
It even makes me want to make a crass comment about the way his wife lunges for it with open arms.

Though I wont. :)
(Good Penny, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# ㅋㅋㅋ
Just what I was thinking. Why can't I meet a woman with that gusto?
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo yay etc....
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# ^ What she said
But with more hahahahahahahaha's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:04, archived)
# ta!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:06, archived)
# That is some serious spoodge
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# oh, if only this was what really happened
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# it did
you saw it here first :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# i can't see anything for much longer
which is why i'm getting drunk tonight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# That's quite an eruption of man milk
No wonder murdoch's wife is in there like a rat up a drainpipe, she loves teh creamy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Shes got jars of it
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:00, archived)
# There's lumps of it round the back
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I was thinking that
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Torrents of spunk.
I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# you would
you filthy minx
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)
#
*twizzles 'tache*

Who are you calling a minx?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:12, archived)
# pffff
i'm a minx, i've got a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I don't believe you.
I think that was a falsehood.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# i wish it was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# There was a girl at university
who had the surname "Ansell". And she had substantial facial hair.
At one tutorial, her name came up and a sweetly innocent Welsh lad asked "Is that Ansell as in beer?"
And, to our shame, thinking he'd said "beard", we practically shat ourselves laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)
# At least you produced a light snack of sesame king prawn toast for eveyone to enjoy...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Well, as you know full well, I generate prawn toast through my nostrils for the entire community to enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# i love prawn toast
do you shit green-lipped mussels in black bean sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Unfortunately not.
I shit vile yellow water.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Haha... you shit stella....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Yeah, it's unusual, really.
Scrumpy Jack in one end, Stella out the other.
Peculiar state of affairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Sell it to chavs... spend money on more Scrumpy Jack... I'v not had cider for about 25 years.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)
# i am just not happy today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Stay up til 10:30 and watch Newsnight.
That'll cheer you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:13, archived)
# i'm going to watch a film
and get pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Not tonight.
Watch Newsnight and then watch some shit film. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I am actually just going to cook king prawns,with pork and egg and mushroom rice...
I don't fancy any of your toast though thanks....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# arf!
all the women in my family are hairy, i always have immac in the house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
I think I might piss myself if I look at this much more
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 19:44, archived)
# ha ha
that incident today confirmed my suspitions about Wendi Deng not really being his wife but his trained ninja bodyguard
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
proper rofl's there
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# haha love the name
do you build schools for ants?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)
# *takes crazy pills*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Gareth, you old shit
how the fuck are you?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# wassaaaaap!
I'm good thanks! You?

I'm obviously a massive lurker these days. I do check b3ta still from time to time, and still read the weekly newsletters etc. But today is the first time in ages i've actually logged in. And I had a gaz message from April I hadn't read. Oopsy!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# and you missed your candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:48, archived)
# dried frog pills FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# All media tycoons fear The Gush.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwu57pivxZ4
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# no more than
two or three squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)
# subtle!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# No need to click to
recognise some good JAM when I see it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:25, archived)
# HAHAHA:D
Hahahahah:DD
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:05, archived)
# cheers Herman :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# powerful spluffing there
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I just knew this would happen
ooh its my candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:09, archived)
# would you like me to piss on that flame?
you know, just for safety's sake...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:11, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)
# don't look so surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)
# rock ridge...rock ridge
- be still Taggart
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Nuffum, eh?
Gum! I hope you brought enough for the rest of us..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Mongo only pawn, in game of life
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# got something to do with choo choo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)
# tutonic twat!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I didn't get a harumph outta that guy
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# that guy is really strict!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# ahem
teutonic, not tutonic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# oh ok ma'am
just typing quickly

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I was watching that tthe other night - for the millionth time
just love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:24, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)
# would you like me to make a gif of it :D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:12, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Happy candles.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Candle!
Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Happy Candleday, mate.
www.b3ta.com/links/655057
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Nice
cheers fella
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Happycandlescake:D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
# I love this
mine is in December - hints!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# cheers mate
happy to see you're still around
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# \o/-Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha.... I'v not been following this, so googled Wendi Deng to see which one she was....
Wiki is fast..... see final paragraph in "Career"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendi_Deng
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)
# i'm surprised it doesn't say "in the shitter"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Wasn't that how people used to refer to stories in his paper...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
# only after they'd wiped their arses on them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I prefer to use puppies myself....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# much softer
and they're re-usable, as they'll lick the shit off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# And you wonder why your parents only let you have a gold fish for a pet when you were a child...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# i had lots of goldfish
my mum only likes animals if they're on a plate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I only ever had one.... it died after a couple of days.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# i had a massive tank
i also had a mexican red-kneed tarantula called elvira
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeks........... nasty horrid things...!
I was once chatting to a young lady and things were going great.. two hours into the conversation the topic of her pet spider came up... I swiftly made excuses and went home alone....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!!
Murdock cock block!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
that told them
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# loled really hard about this
yet ive missed the news. whats the original sauce?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14207924
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Hahah
The only two people at the semi-circular table to stand up are women.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# haha they like what they see!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
#
(complete arse, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# haha brilliant
can I put this in a b3ta News of the World video? You'll get credited
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
b my guest
(complete arse, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# ahahaha
ROGUE COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
Genuine tears of laughter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Haha
I didn't find the original video entertaining at all. Thanks for remedying it for everyone =)
(BigHairyMarty, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
# haha cheers you and everyone who seeem to like this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I recognise that...
It was the Tom Watson Spunky Cock of Truth. He employed it well in the opening 15 minutes, only for the others to spunk themselves at the excitement of the occasion. They were left poking their flacid genitals for the remainder of the sheep-like mauling.

(wormburn, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Ah, b3ta...
...how I've missed you :)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)
# PAINTING THE WALLS
 
WOOYAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# b3ta has not let me down
I checked the front page to see what B3tards had made of this whole thing. 'what'll it be? Something with cocks, no doubt,' I thought to myself...
(just pouring lizards, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Fecking ace!
Just layed an egg laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# what a mess
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# This appeals to my gut.
And now it hurts from laughing. Bastard.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:54, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)
#
yesssssssssss
(hreqz, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Don't know why he's so surprised, it's happened before.
Did he think that was a painting behind the committee???
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:27, archived)
# My cat and I lol'ed
This should have been on the news. Far better than the stock :)
(RogueSpark Coming back to the surface, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)
#
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(sabre61, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 6:28, archived)
# I'll bet he didn't see that coming.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 7:24, archived)
# hahaha!
fucking, I say, FUCKING superb!
I can just see it suddenly dawning on James Murdoch "Fucking hell... there's a boatload of spunk about to launch into my face!"
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Murdock's lady dives right on!
Great work sir. Looking forward to seeing the video
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Bloody brilliant!!!

*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Best CDC in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
I've arrived late to the party, but I just want to agree that this is the best animated CDC in many a moon.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Made me snort
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Splendid,sir!
(holygodnotnow, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Seems news corp. jr has captured the zeitgeist... on his face…
(I helped save b3ta! Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# mwahahaha
bloody excellent
(I helped save b3ta! sarah sarah sarah, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Magic
Deserves to be ripped off everywhere. It's that good.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:07, archived)
# I keep coming back to b3ta just to see this image over and over
I can't stop laughing!
(Kimbo, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Funny as fuck!
Front page forever!
(I helped save b3ta! underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)