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# There was a girl at university
who had the surname 'Ansell'. And she had substantial facial hair.
At one tutorial, her name came up and a sweetly innocent Welsh lad asked 'Is that Ansell as in beer?'
And, to our shame, thinking he'd said 'beard', we practically shat ourselves laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)
# At least you produced a light snack of sesame king prawn toast for eveyone to enjoy...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Well, as you know full well, I generate prawn toast through my nostrils for the entire community to enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# i love prawn toast
do you shit green-lipped mussels in black bean sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Unfortunately not.
I shit vile yellow water.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Haha... you shit stella....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Yeah, it's unusual, really.
Scrumpy Jack in one end, Stella out the other.
Peculiar state of affairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Sell it to chavs... spend money on more Scrumpy Jack... I'v not had cider for about 25 years.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)
# i am just not happy today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Stay up til 10:30 and watch Newsnight.
That'll cheer you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:13, archived)
# i'm going to watch a film
and get pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Not tonight.
Watch Newsnight and then watch some shit film. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I am actually just going to cook king prawns,with pork and egg and mushroom rice...
I don't fancy any of your toast though thanks....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# arf!
all the women in my family are hairy, i always have immac in the house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
I think I might piss myself if I look at this much more
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 19:44, archived)