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( , Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)

ex of mine kept putting his foot in my face when we were snuggled on the couch.
"do that again and i'll bite your toe," i says.
he does it again. i sink my teeth into his big toe. he hops about the room, swearing at me.
"can't say i didn't warn you" i says, feeling very smug.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:09,
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"do that again and i'll bite your toe," i says.
he does it again. i sink my teeth into his big toe. he hops about the room, swearing at me.
"can't say i didn't warn you" i says, feeling very smug.

haha :D
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:14,
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with an 8th of weed, a bottle of vodka and the wall on the stereo
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:15,
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I haven't smoked weed in years probably more years than the average age of a b3tan, but then I did quit smoking over 20 years ago maybe it's time I started baking hash brownies ;)
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:18,
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last time i had the old space cakes, i also had a couple of mitsubishis and freaked out because all i could see was triangles!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:25,
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stuff tends to have the same effect on me now as it had when i was 18. i don't know if that's a good sign or not.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:32,
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drinking alcohol thesedays just makes me sleepy, don't seem to get the buzz I used to.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:38,
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i can get utterly shitfaced for about £4 these days
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:39,
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