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# No Escape (1994)
In this film, convicts are dumped on a remote island with no guards, no help & no rules except one: try to escape and you get shot.

I'm taking a collection to buy a remote island, anyone wanna chip in?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# I prefer Escape from New York
Just lock it down, let em fend for themselves and landmine all routes out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# ^ This
with added 'Thank the lord they gave up on that remake'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# if there are no guards, who does the shooting?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Daily Mail readers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# no guards on the island
they're constantly being monitored by satellite and there are boats in the sea, forget the finer details, been years since I last saw it and I may have some crossover memories from the Van Damm film Double Team which also features an island of convicted killers
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# So not too different from Battle Royale?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# no, not too different
but I like your thought train, PPV convict fight-to-the-death matches, throw in a thunderdome too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Oh definitely :)
If I ever became prime-minister I'd totally bring that up in Parliament. We could annex the Isle of Wight (NINJA EDIT) or some other wee island and let the battle commence.

Oh, and release a leopard every few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Stornoway isn't an island :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I'm sorry, what? ;3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# The Isle of Wight isn't that wee
:(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# it's a peninsula
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# *something about updated 2011 Norwegian edition*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)
# The Isle of Wight?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)
# The Isle of Fright more like

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# We're already on the remote island
maybe it's time to push them off the White Cliffs of Dover
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)