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# always look to who will profit the most...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# No Escape (1994)
In this film, convicts are dumped on a remote island with no guards, no help & no rules except one: try to escape and you get shot.

I'm taking a collection to buy a remote island, anyone wanna chip in?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# I prefer Escape from New York
Just lock it down, let em fend for themselves and landmine all routes out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# ^ This
with added 'Thank the lord they gave up on that remake'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# if there are no guards, who does the shooting?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Daily Mail readers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# no guards on the island
they're constantly being monitored by satellite and there are boats in the sea, forget the finer details, been years since I last saw it and I may have some crossover memories from the Van Damm film Double Team which also features an island of convicted killers
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# So not too different from Battle Royale?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# no, not too different
but I like your thought train, PPV convict fight-to-the-death matches, throw in a thunderdome too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Oh definitely :)
If I ever became prime-minister I'd totally bring that up in Parliament. We could annex the Isle of Wight (NINJA EDIT) or some other wee island and let the battle commence.

Oh, and release a leopard every few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Stornoway isn't an island :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I'm sorry, what? ;3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# The Isle of Wight isn't that wee
:(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# it's a peninsula
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# *something about updated 2011 Norwegian edition*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)
# The Isle of Wight?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)
# The Isle of Fright more like

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# We're already on the remote island
maybe it's time to push them off the White Cliffs of Dover
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)
# why havent they invented ripley-proof glass like in 'Aliens' yet?
Break the glass... break it, break it!
I FOOKIN CORR MATE!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Given some of the 'interesting' cases turning up in court
this would not surprise me in the least

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8692007/London-riots-youth-worker-and-Army-recruit-among-those-in-court.html
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# lol
"Several alleged looters admitted to trespassing in shops but insisted they were looking for friends at the time to try and persuade them to leave."

Yes, that would be right.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Indeed.
I mean - why on earth would they lie?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# They wouldn't, of course!
It's what anyone would do. Every time I go past a shop with broken shutters and a smashed window and full of pricks in hoodies stealing flatscreen tellies I *always* go in to find my chums and tell them that they shouldn't be doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I like this one:
"He did not enter a plea and the case was adjourned. He was granted conditional bail on the grounds that he wears an electronic tag and adheres to a curfew."

Adheres to a curfew that sent him into the nearest riot to loot and pillage, trustworthy tag that.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:11, archived)
# DAMN YOU MR X!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# isn't this an actual parable in economics?
steshaw.org/economics-in-one-lesson/chap02p1.html
though the original didn't mention blackberry messenger as far as i know
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Behold the ringleader!
... www.richglazier.co.uk/
(a bit obvious, really)
(I helped save b3ta! scruss, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)