hey guyslet's talk creative. viral. let's do this now.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:41,
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I have a vid of a walrus being milked, real footage, who wants to brand this thing?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:41,
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I did a nokia ad where it was all the bits of mickey rooney in breakfast at tiffanys but I dubbed it with even more racist engrishSling me some dollars yo
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:43,
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There's this other one where it's just a close up of my fist for 12 secondsIt has "I want to know what love is" by Foreigner going in the background.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:44,
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I'm also really good at slogans
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:45,
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Also I did this love song about an aborted baby who somehow retained consciousness in a jar of formaldehydeI think this one is better suited to the stage however
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:46,
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Ok so imagine this:A 2-hour/3 episode series about chinese people who really really want to be white.
They bleach their hair, get blue contact lenses and then eat cheese and drink red wine until they throw up everywhere.
(They bleach their hair, get blue contact lenses and then eat cheese and drink red wine until they throw up everywhere.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:57,
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