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# I was in!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# HA :D
*clicked*

EDIT: ANTARCTICA???
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# I copied and pasted after Googling
"Santa's address" - and I didn't spot that!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# ah well, still brill :D
PS The Royal Mail official address is:

Santa/Father Christmas,
Santa’s Grotto,
Reindeerland,
SAN TA1

apparently
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I have Bad Santa's address:
Bad Santa
Are You Fuckin' With Me Street
Sandwiches
Youaintgonnashitrightforaweekland
FUC KU1
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# unfortunately Bad Santa has my address too :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Anyone got Uncle Deathmas' address?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# 15 Upthewrongun
Widnes
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# At the same time?
OUCHY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Fuck, I can see Widnes from near where i live on a clear day
I can see Widnes from near where i live on a clear day
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Are they the world's longest twiglets?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)
# no they're just ordinary power line twiglets
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# It's the magnetic north pole.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Ace
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant. That's actually completely do-able as well just to see the look on their small, disappointed faces
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)
# This just makes me think...
I know your post is a joke, but how does Santa get his huge sank down the chimney?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)
# huge sank?
well he empties all of the water out of it, easy.
(ceebs, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:37, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Also, I have just had to make a train journey/40 minute walk to my local city-link depot because they never delivered my parcel yesterday (it ended up in Sheffield instead of Chester?)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I punched the posty...
..for giving me one of those as i was at me front door..


what a twunt!
(Dr_Wookie_Phd The world loves a bastard!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)
# You punched someone?
Who's the twunt?
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Ho! Ho! Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:08, archived)
# lol
hope you live close : P
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:09, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Arrgghhh... the end times are here
The poles have swapped places. Looks like the Mayans were right.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# crimbo genius mr Monkeon
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:15, archived)