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# Did you have to burn it with cigarettes to make it do that?
It looks as though it really is enjoying the new act.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)
# I put him in a room
and heat up the floor
(kebab, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Clever move.
My moggies are wise to fag burns now.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Time to
phone the RSPCA again :)
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I tried to phone them up once...
...to complain about the treatment of a grey parrot in my neighborhood cornershop. It was squawking non-stop and swearing at little old ladies. The man would throw old chews at it and call it a cunt.

It is still there, three-years down the line.

What use are they?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I don't think
calling a parrot a cnut will get the RSPCA around.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)
# That's awful!
That's what they told me!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Maybe they're
lazy then. :-/
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Well, I'm just glad I hate all forms of pet then.
The injustice of it all!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# In answer to your question:
Fuck all - ask anyone who's tried contacting them or even the Police who end up having to do their work for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I feel your pain...
...and sense of injustice.

I want a robot.

They don't shit everywhere.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)