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[challenge entry] i've developed a serious wool addiction


Click for bigger (104 kb)just to clarify, i entered this because it's mine and it got me an FP. seems like a Smash hit to me! :D

From the Smash Hits challenge. See all 53 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:32, archived)
# YES!!!
Fab work :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:38, archived)
# ta :)
they get done a lot faster when i've been slapped with a booze ban!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:41, archived)
# a fabulous endeavour
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:40, archived)
# i'm sticking to the same patterns, but downsizing them
to make cot/baby/children's blankets. i can get one of those done in a couple of weeks and sell the buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Woo!
If it shrinks in the wash, you can just pretend that eating it has made the washing machine get bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
washing isn't a problem. if you hang them out to dry, though, they will stretch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:53, archived)
# pffft!
Then run around the house with a racoon's tail on
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 23:31, archived)
# And huge testicles.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 2:47, archived)
# Skillorz!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:58, archived)
# Mmmm fly agaric prettiest of all the hallucinogenic mushrooms 8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:52, archived)
# aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:57, archived)
# These are good
and the material is particularly suited to the subject
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:53, archived)
# thanks
this one was quick, only 10 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:57, archived)
# I wouldn't put that in the washing machine...
It doesn't look like there's mush room inside!

*puts on shades*

YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:00, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:03, archived)
# That reminds me - must rescue Jeeves from the wreckage of my b3tards...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Hah! Found him.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:06, archived)
# yay!
you can't allow jeeves to get lost. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:04, archived)
# Wow. FP. Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:27, archived)
# WTF?????
*checks*
fuck me sideways! it's only taken 7 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:30, archived)
# Well the champagne should be well-chilled then :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:36, archived)
# frozen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Huzzah!! :D
Edit: I done some knitting too

can haz FP plz?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:48, archived)
# hahahaha
Real World b3ta memes - should be a challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 23:34, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 0:39, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 0:53, archived)
# Woo. Yay. Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 10:18, archived)
# Obvsly no mods about
I made it 400px wide and everything
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 10:26, archived)
# '_'
amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:56, archived)
#
XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:58, archived)
# Thanks! XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:59, archived)
# I didnt see this before, because barryheadwound has me on ignore :(
WOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:38, archived)
# XD
shame he's missing the best misplaced eyed cats on the internets!!
perhaps the ignore button was clicked by accident
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:17, archived)
# Probably because you've been posting the wrong memes.
Smug/Hulk = Good meme
Freebase/Flan = Bad meme

And yes, there are genuinely a few spastics who believe this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:36, archived)
# this is as fabulous as it is creepy and weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:13, archived)
# You inspired me Smash :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:18, archived)
# heh heh
puts pedro to shame
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 15:03, archived)
#
o/
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:58, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 23:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:58, archived)
# haha
- just seen this. Real life Pedro-memes. Compo of the millennium.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Sign of the Apocalypse, I bet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:52, archived)
# i always hoped i'd have a hand in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Woo!
Congrats on FP!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 17:22, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 17:35, archived)
# yep well done
Well deserved FP
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 23:37, archived)
# Great work you clever so-and-so
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:30, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:31, archived)
# ooohhhhh
Totes awesomeballs!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 17:03, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Hooray!
That is a lovely thing. Congrats on finally gracing the front page, Smashy.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:14, archived)
# awesome
it's huge!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:30, archived)
# Well made Smashy!
And a deserved FP.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:52, archived)
# Great work...
I wish I had evn a tenth of your patience !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Shopped pics only...
Woo, yay and congrats on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 21:02, archived)
# That seems to have filled that kitchen
it doesn't look like you have mushroom left

please don't hurt me
edit: I should read responses before saying something obvious.
edit2: No, I won't ever start doing that, lol.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 21:02, archived)
# Don't worry, you still sound like a fun guy.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 21:20, archived)
# woo yay!
That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 23:38, archived)
# A thing of great beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 0:02, archived)
# FP-tastic!!
He looks a fungi.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 8:20, archived)
# Is it a knitted kitchen rug, or is it awaiting the wash?
My missus is a terrific knitter. Dying art, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 8:56, archived)
# *throws money at screen*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 9:38, archived)
# My my
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:55, archived)
# Top work, Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:57, archived)
# Cor blimey
I would very much like that on my bed
(Sherbs, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:47, archived)
# SMASH HITS
the FP!

Woo(l)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Very nice.
Very nice indeed, top work!
(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 22:54, archived)
# Thats fucking
(herman:D, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 23:34, archived)
# YAY! FP, FP, FP :D
Smash hits!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:41, archived)
# This is fab

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:55, archived)
# that is all of the awesomes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:26, archived)
# WOO(L)!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:47, archived)