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[challenge entry] Their snow globes get worse every year

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(, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 22:05, archived)
# Other end of the planet,
But I actually know someone who went to manage the Antarctic museum/visitors' centre...I'm sure this kind of thing would be well within their remit...!
(, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 22:29, archived)
# is it
real?
(, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 22:55, archived)
# :'(
(, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 23:39, archived)
# s'ok - just give it a gentle shake and it goes black with crude oil so you can't see anything to get upset about anymore
(, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 23:45, archived)
# Went to the Azores recently
Saw a tourist tat stall selling snow globes. On an island where even in winter the temperature doesn't go below "A bit chilly, might have to wear a jumper".
(, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 0:22, archived)
# Think you may have stumbled on some cocaine smugglers, surprised they let you live
(, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 0:31, archived)
# We bought some thimbles (that were not made of compressed coke)
They must have considered it to be more profitable to keep us alive.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 1:55, archived)
# Presumably the penguins were on holiday?
Much Woo!
(, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 7:28, archived)
# I did actually check which polar bears came from.
*googles an excuse*

They are puffins.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:22, archived)
# you been puffin
(, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:04, archived)
# it's ok, we didn't see nuffin
(, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:18, archived)