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[challenge entry] ...

Joke, courtesy of the late, great, Tommy Cooper

From the NHS challenge. See all 37 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:32, archived)
# "You are light"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:36, archived)
# Hiding my inner pedant.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:44, archived)
# Good. Nobody wants to see that sick stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 0:00, archived)
# Touch my bum
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 7:41, archived)
# One of my favourite jokes
*likes*

Can't forgive the grammar fail though...

*unlikes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:41, archived)
# Gah!!!
JUST spotted that! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:03, archived)
# I'm more puzzled what ƒNIN is
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:05, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:07, archived)
#
fuck Nine Inch Nails?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:14, archived)
# Sounds painful
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:26, archived)
# I'm sure they won't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:42, archived)
# No thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 23:57, archived)
# No ur lite
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:43, archived)
# You're all light gays
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:55, archived)
# Just light that
*does hand thing*
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:57, archived)
# proper mcbeef
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:03, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:37, archived)
# FFS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 23:20, archived)
#
The Buddha walks up to a hot dog stand and tells the vendor "Give me a hot dog with everything on it!"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 0:08, archived)
# He was trying to get to the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 7:39, archived)
# Make me one without onions.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:05, archived)
# Just like that...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:19, archived)