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# Twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Hmm. See if you can get the subtle subtext of this little play wot I wrote:
Man 1 enters pub.
Man 1: "Sorry I'm late, I was stuck in traffic and don't carry a mobile phone because I think they're rude."
Man 2: "Not half as rude as leaving me standing around waiting for your Luddite arse to show up."
Man 2 exits pub. Curtain.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Now I *do* have a mobile and all that
but most people can cope perfectly well with someone arriving late.

They really can.
(Amerella, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Phone boxes work quite well for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:46, archived)
# I have no affection
for the smell of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:48, archived)
# But doesn't it remind you of your
mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:49, archived)
# .

X2
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:52, archived)
# I used to be anti mobile phones
but I've changed my mind, since having to get one. But I still won't use a 'care in the community' hands free kit. I still think walking down the road, arguing with yourself says 'section me, please'
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:02, archived)
# If by "section" you mean
cut me into 0.1mm thin strips, then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:03, archived)