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# Oh
all right then

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a shed
She took it out most every day
And stamped down on it's head.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)
# .
Mary had a little lamb
She often fed it grass
And when no one was looking
She stuck her tongue right up it's arse
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)
# that only works
if you pronounce grass like wot posh people do
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah,
and I is a Suvnor and I speak ver English like wot ver Queen does dunnii?
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# sorry
posh people and australians
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)
# and...
people with Linconshire accents. The bastards.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:27, archived)