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# Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in the loft,
She stabbed it in the forehead,
Until it's skull went soft.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)
# :)
Thats a little sik
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)
# But you like it
I'll wager

Time for a train accident post perhaps?
(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She took it to a wedding
She pinned it up against the wall
And kicked its fucking head in.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)
# To
Hell you will go.

Fucking sick, you are.

Etc
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Oh
all right then

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a shed
She took it out most every day
And stamped down on it's head.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)
# .
Mary had a little lamb
She often fed it grass
And when no one was looking
She stuck her tongue right up it's arse
(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)
# that only works
if you pronounce grass like wot posh people do
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah,
and I is a Suvnor and I speak ver English like wot ver Queen does dunnii?
(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# sorry
posh people and australians
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)
# and...
people with Linconshire accents. The bastards.
(Glag, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:27, archived)
# I like that.
I like the innocuous first image of little Mary and her snow-white lamb attending a wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was brown and smelly
Coz whenever mary had a shit
She'd rub it on his belly
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)
# that doesn't even scan,
you foul person.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)
# It does scan!
What are you talking about woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)
# the third line doesn't,
it's got one too many syllables in.
maybe if it was "coz when young Mary took a shit".
(what am I saying...)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)
# I can still make my version
scan. Its just you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Dr Phil's right.
Get rid of the 'had a' bit and it should scan.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Shant.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Go on.
It will make it funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# Nope.
*crosses arms and looks away*
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)
# Well
if you're going to be childish about a bit of constrictive criticism.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)
# Shut up
poo poo face!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:13, archived)
# Well
At least I dont smell of wee, like you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)
# Monty P
Mary had a little lamb
and it was always grunting
she tied to a five bar gate
and kicked it's little cunt in
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)
# Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Knickers all tattered and torn
It wasnt the spider
that sat down beside her
It was Little Boy Blue and his horn.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)
# Simple simon
met a pieman going to the fair.
Said simple simon to the pieman
"I can smell your spicy brains!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Mary, Mary, quite Contrary
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells
and cockle shells
and a fucking great wall flower.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Hickory Dickory Dock
Two mice ran up a glass cock
The golfer kissed one
Shoved the other up her bum
And caught the next flight to bangkok.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# nice loft
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:47, archived)
# And you used to be
such a sweet little boy till you joined the b3ta gang
(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
# Heheh
Excellent stuff...
...did you see my reply to your question below?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)
# Mary...
Mary Had a little dress,
Twas split right up the front,
And everywhere that mary went,
folk could see her..
(Jamsie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)
# i prefer
mary had a bicycle
she rode it back-to-front
every time the wheels went round
the spokes went up her....

...nose?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)
# surely
that bicycle would soon become unusable if spokes came off the wheel everytime she rode it.

And her cunt would be in shreds
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# YEAH!
That one is SO unrealistic! For gods sake man!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# folk could see her
Jamsie !?
(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)
# poor
lamb
(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)
# yeah!
rights for lambs!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)
# Modernised?
Mary had a little lamb,
she fed it every day,
but the fucker got too expensive,
so she sold him on eBay.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# A little poem for y'all
Marky had a little lamb
He liked it's lamby bum
And every night he'd have his way
With hours of lamby fun

(Sorry. Sincerly. I just wanted to join in. It's not my fault.)
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Another
Jackie Chan's little lamb
Was Kung Fu like his dad
But he fell off a fucking great big building in Hong Kong and exploded
Which made Jackie really sad.
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Woo.
Yay.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)
# How 'bout a picture for my poem
Jackie Chan's Wondersheep
Hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)
# didya hear ?
About the new development in sheep shearing.
They feed them some kinda sheep protein and all their hair falls out.
This also means that they have to wear hair/wool nets.

Are they trying to put us all out of jobs by coming up with mental ideas
and really doing them rather than the make-believe world we seem to live in.
(except futive cos he's real)
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# Mary Had A Little Lamb. . .
And it was always Grunting.
She tied it to the farmyard gate.
And kicked it's little C***unt in.
(Mary_Poppins, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)
# Carrunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)