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# that doesn't even scan,
you foul person.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)
# It does scan!
What are you talking about woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)
# the third line doesn't,
it's got one too many syllables in.
maybe if it was "coz when young Mary took a shit".
(what am I saying...)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)
# I can still make my version
scan. Its just you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Dr Phil's right.
Get rid of the 'had a' bit and it should scan.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Shant.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Go on.
It will make it funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# Nope.
*crosses arms and looks away*
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)
# Well
if you're going to be childish about a bit of constrictive criticism.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)
# Shut up
poo poo face!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:13, archived)
# Well
At least I dont smell of wee, like you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)
# Monty P
Mary had a little lamb
and it was always grunting
she tied to a five bar gate
and kicked it's little cunt in
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)