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# Modernised?
Mary had a little lamb,
she fed it every day,
but the fucker got too expensive,
so she sold him on eBay.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# A little poem for y'all
Marky had a little lamb
He liked it's lamby bum
And every night he'd have his way
With hours of lamby fun

(Sorry. Sincerly. I just wanted to join in. It's not my fault.)
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Another
Jackie Chan's little lamb
Was Kung Fu like his dad
But he fell off a fucking great big building in Hong Kong and exploded
Which made Jackie really sad.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Woo.
Yay.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)
# How 'bout a picture for my poem
Jackie Chan's Wondersheep
Hehe.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)