That would make a great stocking filler....
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Lula too poor to pay attention,
Thu 13 Jun 2002, 10:32,
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a severed foot is the ideal stocking filler that is a line from mitch hedberg, a very funny comedian.
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mikeisbrill,
Thu 13 Jun 2002, 10:34,
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."The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play,
I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless."
(,
Thu 13 Jun 2002, 10:42,
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I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless."
"i was eating e-z cheese on crackers on a dark bus once, and due to the darkness i could not see how much i was putting on. every cracker was a small adventure. they should market glow in the dark e-z cheese. a company that makes aerosols of cheese should not be worried about product integrity."
( mikeisbrill,
Thu 13 Jun 2002, 10:46,
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."My friend said to me, 'You know what I like? Mashed potatoes.'
I was like, 'Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.'"
(,
Thu 13 Jun 2002, 10:49,
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I was like, 'Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.'"
hahahahaha"if you are friends with a tightrope walker, and you are walking down the street with him and he falls over, that's just fucking unacceptable"
( mikeisbrill,
Thu 13 Jun 2002, 10:52,
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