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# Bloody reactionaries!
I despise the vilification of the internet for all that is bad with the world. Paedophiles have always existed. In the 1940's you were just told to stay away from Odd Uncle Dave down the street as everyone knew what he was up to. Now we act like it is a new phenomenon thanks to lazy summer journalism where we have to have the obligatory Sun/Mirror/News of the World Paedo-Fiasco. Luddites should be strung up and not given the right to vote/breed. Bunch of fuckers.

/RANT
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# "Paedo-Fiasco"
Hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# PAEDOGEDDON
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# You are
the crazy world of Arther Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# An entire world?
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Have you seen the Brass Eye Pedo-special?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Coz
It's one of the insults he throws at that Pedo. (in case you didn't know WTF I was on about)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Shrub Rocketeer!
Yes indeed. The man is a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Isn't it something ridiculous
like 90% of all child abuse is committed by a close friend or family member?
I think we should ban families and friendship.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# You are probably right.
So they should really be banning family get-togethers rather than chat-rooms. Which would be a good idea on so many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# i agree
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# We could also ban
priests.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# And Odd Uncle Dave
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# not with my family...
[edit] oh right, misread it the first time. yes.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# I'm with you on this one...
you'll never hear "couple meet over the internet, get married, and have a happy life together" or "website holds party, everyone has great fucking time". You'll only hear about the bad shit. Bunch of paranoid fuckers in the media. Sensasionalist paranoid cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# so true
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# apart from us that is
its a year for munkt0n and me next weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# *does little dance of congratulations*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# it was meant to be ironic
it's well over a year here - losing track of time, but i've still got a ring on me finger :)

and congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I agree
lets form a union! How about the Campaign Uniting New Technology?.....No hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# hahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Can I be a
(photo)shop steward?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Society for Harnessing Internet Technology?
Wide-Area Network Klan?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Technology Workers Allignment Treaty?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Computer Literate International Technology Organisation Reasearching Internet Safety
except nobody would ever be able to find us...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# /Red Dwarf?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# originally, yes....
but I still think it was clever of me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)
# I was not questioning....
....your tortured genius.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# We should get the Daily Mail
to cover the next b3ta bash. That'll show 'em
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# the wouldn't....
...get out alive.

The daily mail has arrived; RELEASE THE CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Reminds me of the Bill Hicks thing about drugs stories in the news.....


"you never hear positive drugs stories in the news. THE NEWS means it should be impartial. It's not the BAD news.....

'Today, a kid on acid thought he could fly and lept off a building... What a tragedy....


What a Dick! If he though t he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first? You don't see ducks queueing up to take elevators so they can fly south?"

"Hey look! Tommies a pig! Ceck it out! Get it on the news!"

"Today, a kid on acid realised that all matter was simply energy slowed to a low vibration. There was no such thing as death, life is but a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves....... Here's Tom with the weather...."

(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)