arf, oh dear
giraffes are gay by all accounts, even the ones shagging female giraffes
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:19,
archived)
A giraffe walks in a pub
with his mate.
After a beer, the giraffe falls over and lies down on the floor.
His mate gets up to leave and the barman says "You can't leave that lying there!"
The mate says "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe"
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Duncan Disorderly,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:31,
archived)