
woo-oo-ooah Salvation Army now... ye-eah!
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Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:49,
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glove of Lemmy's mother.
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Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:52,
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hahahahahahahahahaha
wondeful, I'm inclined to change the title my good sir/madam
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Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:51,
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wondeful, I'm inclined to change the title my good sir/madam

'his' features in my username? I'm referring to myself in the third person, you know.
Plus there's the picture in my profile...
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Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:53,
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Plus there's the picture in my profile...

That's a damn sexy pic hon. have a girlfriend? (or a boyfriend?)
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Thu 8 Jan 2004, 0:15,
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username, now you have me there. My apologies.
/runs

...of the one about the two Irish fellas, wandering the streets of Calcutta when an old woman walked by.
"Hey, Paddy," one said, "I tink dat's dat Mother Teresa."
"Ye really tink so?"
"Oi'm telling yiz."
So they caught up with the old woman and one asked, "Hey, are you dat Mother Teresa?"
The old lady eyed them scornfully. "Fuck off, you Irish twats," she hissed, striding off.
"Ah bollix," Paddy said, watching her disappear into the crowd, "now we'll never know."
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Fri 9 Jan 2004, 18:57,
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"Hey, Paddy," one said, "I tink dat's dat Mother Teresa."
"Ye really tink so?"
"Oi'm telling yiz."
So they caught up with the old woman and one asked, "Hey, are you dat Mother Teresa?"
The old lady eyed them scornfully. "Fuck off, you Irish twats," she hissed, striding off.
"Ah bollix," Paddy said, watching her disappear into the crowd, "now we'll never know."