Which reminds me......of the one about the two Irish fellas, wandering the streets of Calcutta when an old woman walked by.
'Hey, Paddy,' one said, 'I tink dat's dat Mother Teresa.'
'Ye really tink so?'
'Oi'm telling yiz.'
So they caught up with the old woman and one asked, 'Hey, are you dat Mother Teresa?'
The old lady eyed them scornfully. 'Fuck off, you Irish twats,' she hissed, striding off.
'Ah bollix,' Paddy said, watching her disappear into the crowd, 'now we'll never know.'
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'Hey, Paddy,' one said, 'I tink dat's dat Mother Teresa.'
'Ye really tink so?'
'Oi'm telling yiz.'
So they caught up with the old woman and one asked, 'Hey, are you dat Mother Teresa?'
The old lady eyed them scornfully. 'Fuck off, you Irish twats,' she hissed, striding off.
'Ah bollix,' Paddy said, watching her disappear into the crowd, 'now we'll never know.'