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# You sinner!
But, thinking about it, it would save you having to walk to the buffet table every time you wanted a snack... you could shout 'Jesus' instead.

Would that be blasphemy?
(Small Green Hamster, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Nope,
I expect he keeps sticks of Celery in one of the holes in his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:48, archived)
# You could replace the whole buffet
With Jesus... breadsticks in one hand, celery in the other... and a nice salsa dip in the one in his chest.

Lovely.
(Small Green Hamster, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Brilliant,
Buffet Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:51, archived)
# But where
Would you put the desserts?
(Small Green Hamster, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:54, archived)
# The
Judas Escariot Self Service Chariot.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Buffet Jesus
In alliance with Judas Iscariot Self Service Chariot...

For all your catering needs.

straight to hell I go
(Small Green Hamster, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:00, archived)
# I think it's only blasphemy
if you take His name in vain. But if you get a nibble then it's not in vain, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:49, archived)