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# Sound advice from the London Met

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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wooo!
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# woo
that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# just nick it instead
never know; it might have a laptop inside...
wooage abounds!
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# probably an M.O.D. laptop

secret defence laptops, with spy satellite details and all that jazz
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# roflol
that was my taxi...
£10 and i'll tell you where they keep the secret missles
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# have a cream cake instead of the tenner......
*passes cake tin*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# that'll do nicely!
if you climb up the front of big ben and press the middle of the dial 4 fully laden scud missles will burst out of the top of the spire and promptly bomb the knackers out of moscow (no-one bothered to reprogram them after the cold war y'see. anyway who's gonna miss moscow?). those damn protesters dunno how close they were to starting world war 3....
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# How
very very true.
:-) + woo.
(Small Beer, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
loon!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# There used to be an old poster ad campaign on the tube.
About vigilence etc. some years back when the IRA were bombing London.
It said "If you see an unattended bag..."
Someone wrote underneath "Go up and cheer her up."
(Doctor Evil, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Another
traditional variant was "Leave her be, she's probably with "
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 25 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
...nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# thanks very much for fp
and for resizing
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# LAW! Huh! What is it good for!
Apart from the obvious 'Leaving unattended baggage' being illegal, covered under the anti-terrorism is 'Picking up unattended baggage'

Sooo... best leave it where it is. You can't win either way.
(minister of heresy, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)
# That's super
I just saw that ad on the tube so it struck a particular resonance with me..or something.

Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# So true, so true
A nicely done pic too.
(Chuckman, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 22:41, archived)
# It's good
Because it's true.

Woo. Woo. Woo!
(GreasyChipButty, Thu 25 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)