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# hah very nice
but with kirsten dunst it's more like to be showers of bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:13, archived)
# 'kirsten dunst' and 'showers of bukkake'
should be used in the same sentence more often
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:15, archived)
# agreed on
all points
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:19, archived)
# Am I the only one
who finds her unattractive?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:22, archived)
# no
my flat mate last year thought she looks like a dog.
But then again, he thinks that Dame Judy Dench would look hot in a negligee.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:25, archived)
# I have a nasty image.
Suffice to say, I don't like the idea of Judy in a Negligee.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:26, archived)
# I think
she looks bloody horrible. Like some sort of chipmunk - and not in a cute way.

But then I have an unshakable conviction that Kelly Osbourne is the hottest thing on earth, so I'm admittedly not the best judge of mainstream taste...
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:29, archived)
# [vomits]
(schnurricane, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:31, archived)
# [cheers]
.
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:31, archived)
# the good thing about fancying a famous ugly person
is that you stand a fairly good chance of copping off
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:37, archived)
# There
aren't that many celebrity munters, are there? Not that I've been looking.

All I need now is a slightly crap punk band...

/scheme

(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:45, archived)
# she looks alright soaked in water
but apart from that, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:32, archived)
# I don't know,
There's some nice jumping-on-bed-in-underwear action in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:36, archived)
# i'll have to watch that.
to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:37, archived)
# i like where this is going
(schnurricane, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:16, archived)
# fuck
fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:19, archived)
# [wink]
(schnurricane, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:20, archived)
# you don't get to go to bukakke parties either
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:23, archived)
# babe, you don't know the half of it.
(schnurricane, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:23, archived)
# I am liking the idea of a word called
fuckwink
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Mon 18 Oct 2004, 22:47, archived)
# HAVE YOU TURNED INTO A FEMALE CALLED LUCY FROM THE MIDLANDS
WHO AT EVERY POSSIBLE CHANCE MOCKS THE FACT I'VE BEEN SINGLE FOR.....EVER

AND THAT I SHOULD BE OPENLY MOCKED BECAUSE OF IT

WELL HAVE YOU???
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:22, archived)
# I am not your flatmate
and I do not mock you for being single
I mock you for dreaming of kirsten dunst bukakke
no mere mortal should dream of that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:24, archived)
# *big hugs*
i just wanted to know because if you were Lucy

i'd have hidden
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:26, archived)
# I am not
and I don't even know anybody called lucy
happy now?
make lucy sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:27, archived)
# *bigger hugs*
very much so :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:27, archived)
# my friend has a dog named lucy.

really annoying dog.

he also has another dog that i call ron perlman.

the dog looks like ron perlman.
(schnurricane, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:28, archived)
# Lucy
really is one of those annoying, sickly-sweet names I have a deep-rooted hatred of.
I can't imagine anyone saying it without their voice going up in that extremely annoying manner that condescending secondary school teachers get taught on training days.

No offence to anyone on the board with that name - It's your parents who must accept blame.
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:30, archived)
# oh my
I MUST see it.
show me
(tunk, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Dog on a Stick
has asked me to express the following sentiment:
"Dog on a Stick love you long time"
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:24, archived)
# [rolls up sleeves]
[steps forward]

[crosses arms]
(schnurricane, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:25, archived)
# Dog on a Stick would
like to express the fact that he loves Gmos with the love of a dog for it's owner, nothing more. Furthermore, Dog on a Stick would like to add that he loves the Schnurricane in the same fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:28, archived)
# woot!
(schnurricane, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:29, archived)
# love of a dog
that procreates with its owners legs?
(I helped save b3ta! siredsmithjr, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:33, archived)
# [awkwardly offers hug]
(schnurricane, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:24, archived)
# *hugs*
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:25, archived)