I found this poor babyand I was hopeing someone could help me reconstruct his face.
http://www.pressphotography.co.uk/cleft1bg.jpg
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:02,
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http://www.pressphotography.co.uk/cleft1bg.jpg
I am sorryI think I have found the line. Sometimes I am a bit mean - sorry chaps.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:11,
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that the spiritthe old british stiff upper lip...
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:11,
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it's fine... we still love youand I'm sure the line will randomly wave in a confusing way.
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rob,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:13,
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if I finda disfigured adult can we fix his/her face. We could all play doctor and see who does the best job. Pleaseee? Please please please? It need not be a disfigured face, maybe a missing limb that we convincingly replace or something.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:15,
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simon weston'ssuppoed to be a bit of a bastard in real life - so how about that?
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:17,
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Richard LittlejohnHow about convincingly remove limbs from a pic of him and make him look like he is in as much pain as humanly possible? hehehe
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:20,
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what abouta spanish inquisition style torture job? With racks and thumbscrews and.. and.. and..
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:23,
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rob is actually waving in a confusing way...i think it might be semaphore...
( pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:27,
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I havelost my momentum on this one, maybe we best not play doctor after all.
next.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:33,
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next.
are you a doctor?is someone on this board a doctor? I'm sure someone said they were and despite my love of lab coats here shown, I think it's not me.
( pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:39,
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ohhhhhhhhh I saw that pic of youand thought you were a doctor. Goddamn i am thicker than i thought.
( pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:25,
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My friendand I spent hours making them. I could send you the pattern if you want to have a go.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:17,
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that is a shameI could send you mine if you like. I don't know where I put it though.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:36,
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What would you like?Theatre gear, lab coat, nurses uniform...
( Wifey,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:16,
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I would really likethe theatre gear, I also want some of that soap that turns everything yellow. Oh to be as clean as a surgeon.
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Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:40,
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That's betadineIt's iodine - you can probably buy it. Stains like hell though...
I'm off work at the minute but when I go back (jan) I'll think of you...
(I'm off work at the minute but when I go back (jan) I'll think of you...
Wifey,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 11:14,
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i saw a man on the bus last night with k9the dog. He had glowing eyes and everything. I REALLY wanted to talk to the person that made it but was just too shy.
tut
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pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:37,
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You disappoint meI imagine you as a party, talk to anyone animal
It was the dog who had the flashing eyes??
(It was the dog who had the flashing eyes??
Wifey,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:45,
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no, twas the man that had flashing eyesthat's why i was scared to talk to him. I thought i might be hipnotised and he might take me away and i might never see my family or computer again.
I was tired too.
Lets face it, normallly I'd go home with anyone for a fiver.
(I was tired too.
Lets face it, normallly I'd go home with anyone for a fiver.
pep,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 9:56,
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I can see now why you were scaredYou were right not to talk to a man with flashing eyes. It could all have ended very nastily..
( Wifey,
Thu 1 Nov 2001, 10:05,
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oh the horrorof the cats with flashing eyes. Bad cats, all lined up peeping at you.
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