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# To the bank agen!!!!!
yet another excellant episode, you get 9,999 spoons
(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Spoons are the instruments of Satan
didn't you know that?
(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:18, archived)
#
best get the sporks out then
(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:19, archived)
# but
sporks are baaad. i lost my sister when she got attacked by sporks
(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Oh yeah!
I meant to tell you . . . I found her in my jacuzzi . . . . dead I'm afraid . . . here

*passes corpse


(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
# what was she doing in your jacuzzi????
well she always was a hoe
(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:25, archived)
# I had her down as more of a shovel
(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:26, archived)
# ouch
i think that pun just caused me phyisical pain, now i shall have to spork you
(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)
# ow
can someone please remove the spork from my arse?
(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)
# no
it will stay there for the rest of your life
(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)
# *removes spork
*eats lunch with spork


(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)
# bucket . . .


(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
#
it's not a jacuzzi admit it

it's an ordinary bath with several empty catering size baked bean tins stacked alongside

hmmmmm this could explain the death.....
(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)
# oooooooh
last gasp then - chopsticks
(, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)