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[challenge entry] I saw this advert in the radio times...
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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:22, archived)
# class
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:24, archived)
# hehehe!
quality
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Fantastic.
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:24, archived)
# teletext alerts
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Thats just Woo-Perb!
have a woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Carol Vorderman
has become a pushy bitch hasn't she?

Very nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:25, archived)
# well!
If Carol Vorderman recommends it . . .

Woo! Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:25, archived)
# thats my real name, you know
strange
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:30, archived)
# I believe that your name is 'strange'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:32, archived)
# hehe
dave thomas is my name
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Shut it, Vorderman!
www.b3ta.com/board/4272277


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:35, archived)
# quality is our recipe,
and cow anuses
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:38, archived)
# how queer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:33, archived)
# fooking ace
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:25, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'd stay up all night scanning that like the smug and heartless git that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Top Notch!
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahaha
*buys one now*

w/y/h
edit: I love the teletext that has the wrong characters in it :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:26, archived)
# That is worthy of much woo!
and a large side helping of yay!

with some houpla! for dessert.
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:27, archived)
# woo
buys model 2 for dth and sabotarges so it only attracts smelly yappy dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:28, archived)
# I replied to confirm your feelings on Boris
www.b3ta.com/board/4272724
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:31, archived)
# thank you
"tonight on Dddddddaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvveeeee letterman shes just back from a sell out tour of japan its eva braun and our star guest adfolf ichman not such a nice man" badum tish
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:37, archived)
# haha, that's great
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:29, archived)
# That is sheer class sir.

A royal flush for that I believe WOOYAYHOUPLAPANOWIEHATSTAND
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:31, archived)
# fan-fecking-tastic as ever
woo yay huopla
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Woo yay!
Fp it till it bleeds!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Biddifall
Class. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:33, archived)
# that's very
very good
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:34, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:35, archived)
# thank you
you am special
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:37, archived)
# heheheh
good work
(burger breath, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:50, archived)
# That's about as
shit as usual.
Which isn't shit at all.
Woo Yay Houpla!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:50, archived)
# it appears to have...
...disappeared!! There ain't nothing but a 'hosted by imaheshack' message anymore!! :-(
(sbeck, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 14:14, archived)
# psch
A redex? On the front page. Tis a disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! Omigod! Like, totally., Wed 16 Feb 2005, 14:18, archived)
# it am gone!


Edit/ now i can see it- top arsery!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 14:22, archived)
# bind these in a book
and visit a publisher

edit: Oops. This is Rob, not Joel.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 16 Feb 2005, 15:32, archived)
# I've had a rubbish day
That has put a giant grin on my face which is about the size of one of those cheeses they roll down the hill once a year
(mungojerry, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 16:13, archived)
# That
is so very very good.

Have a genuine:
WOO
YAY
HOUPLA
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Ace
cheered up my week.
(I helped save b3ta! fineart, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Fucking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 17:16, archived)
# All Hail
Big Fat Woo Sir
(Woody999, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 17:48, archived)
# ahhh, monkeon
you have the tint of genius
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 19:25, archived)
# Top Notch
As always.
(I helped save b3ta! Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 20:38, archived)
# Cocking fantastic.
You utter, utter fucking genius.

Words can't express the goodness. But if they could, they'd be really, really, *really* fucking big words.

Oh yes.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 20:46, archived)
# He he
That is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 23:23, archived)
# very very late
seeing this one but just have to say, "WINNER". There I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 17 Feb 2005, 0:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
even the name makes me laugh

BIDDIFALL ALARMINATOR

pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 17 Feb 2005, 0:52, archived)
# I count about 16 gags in that
Sixteen gags in one pic! Is that some kind of record?
(I helped save b3ta! Shedside, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 9:09, archived)
# yeah, you're right...there are about 16
1) the terminator font
2) the fallen woman is "doing satan fingers" with her left hand
3) the teletext broadcast
4) the cluedo references within the teletext broadcast
5) the typo ("stai@s") in the teletext braodcast
6) "guess who's got pox?"
7) the last line at the bottom of the teletext braodcast "okay falls, not bad falls, serious falls, deaths"
8) *cheaper models may attract cats
9) "1 miles" (this may actually be a real typo and not a joke though)
10) "perhaps an off duty mountain rescue dog will help?"
11) "Or a samaritan's poodle."
12) blinding light *literally
13) the "help the aged" logo, batman style
14) "that nice woman off the tely"
15) "prices start at 30pounds, moving up to 1000pounds"
16) the final fine print....there are about 3 gags in here though

edit

17) the "beep" going into the dogs ear with the arrows.
18) the puppies around the german shepherd
...there's probably lots more in here
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:07, archived)
# This is absolute gold
A+++++++++++++
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 14:26, archived)
# woo
brilliantly absurd
(Stoobert, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 19:16, archived)
# this is the funniest thing
ever
ever
ever
ever.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 23:27, archived)
# that's ace
such a concentration of funny
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:13, archived)
# fab
woot!
(Ga5tn, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Poor Ada !
Alarminator ... heh! Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! calico, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:53, archived)