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# Meanwhile, back at my flat........
....work is going slowly on my roof repairs

(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 14:48, archived)
# frontpage frontpage!
that is ace
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 14:50, archived)
# Oh sir
that's good and no mistake!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 14:50, archived)
# Have an oldy but goody
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 14:52, archived)
# thats
brilliant. and it looks like it says 'onions turn on gilchrist'
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 14:52, archived)
# too good
go away!

and come back rubbish.

(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 14:55, archived)
# teeny weeny
repostorama.

Woo! Yours is better. I like it very much.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 14:55, archived)
# Nope
Fair enough - you got there first.

I doth my hat

(Is it doth or doff?)
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:02, archived)
# I guess it depends on
whether you are lifting your hat...or you are your hat.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:04, archived)
# Of course
'doth' is a biblical-style 'to be' isn't it so 'doff' would be lifting then.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:06, archived)
# I thought "doth"
kind of meant "does" - "The lady doth protest too much..." for pedantic instance. :)
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)
# rubbish
yours is skilled (smoke and everything!) - mine is cheap and dirty. :)
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:12, archived)
# cheeky repost from last night
www.b3ta.com/board/519175

again, nowhere near as groovy as the baboooon :)

(although having said that, Dr Phil's is great too...and mine's not even a monkey, although he is a primate...oh shut up me).
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Dirty Monkey
:-)
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:14, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 14:56, archived)
# Is it gay boy hour yet?
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:00, archived)
# Hooray!
YEs it is!

Seeing boys kiss makes me feel funny!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:01, archived)
# horrah, A lady who admits to finding Gay porn 'interesting'
that's twice in a week, for a female friend said that she liked gay porn, and prior to that I'd never found a girl who claimed anything other than repulsion for it
Not that I go around showing it to people, I must stress.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)
# But did your friend
mean lady-lady or man-man gay porn?
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:12, archived)
# mano 2 mano
Gay porno, with no girls in it, but with shinny shaved chested muscle men, and obligatory shower scenes
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:17, archived)
# I like it
I'm not really sure why.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:19, archived)
# Are you a deviant?
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:21, archived)
# I don't know
but it seems that way doesn't it.
And I thought I was such a nice girl.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)
# You are a nice girl,
you just know what you like.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# AND mentalist.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)
# No I'm not!
Get away you mean red bats, aaaaaaargh! the voices the voices!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)
# you see
...it was the only rational conclusion.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)
# Best not question it too much
do you find men, wondering why lesbo porn does the trick, unless it's generally because lesbo porn, doesn't generally have lesbians doing it.
No fisting, just sensual licking, not at all authentic, from what I'm told.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)
# Fisting,
yeurgh, thats hideous.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)
# you were right
this is going to end in tears.
BLEEURRGGHH!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)
# Fisting
Felching
Moosing
Lallygagging
Gurgling
Nudgebagging.
Frottage.
Frontperming.

All disgusting.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)
# nothing wrong with frottage
and it's such a beautiful sounding word
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:45, archived)
# what the hell
is lallygagging?

or shouldn't i ask?
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)
# Hmmm
beats lesbian stuff anyday!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)
# Oh I quite like it.
Slinks away....
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)
# You've been a member for
104 days and your first post is a comment on Chap to Chap porn!

Ha ha ha, splendid.
Welcome, proper like.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)
# haha
I got the urge.
I shall now go back to lurking shamefully.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Don't lurk,
the board needs more female posters...u...you are female...aren't you?
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# indeed
I am.

(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)
# nevermind Bovine
you almost had a new "special" friend there.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)
# You are all my
special friends, 'cept you, who's just special.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)
# damn your wit
I have nothing to respond with. Except
unnggh hununnghh
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)
# Careful with your
head dobber, you may have someones eye out.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)
# Jem
isn't really a very butch name is it.
Anyway, its nice to have you on board the board.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)
# I am as feminine
as a little daisy.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)
# Aaaawwww
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)
# I am blushing
and simpering
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)
# You see
its much more fun when you post.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)
# you'll get bovine all excited
and then probably vanish into the spazz, just leaving him broken and frustrated
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:47, archived)
# What!
...bugger, you're right.


sigh...Lula.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:49, archived)
# He's just trying to lull her into a false sense of security
so she'll pose for his calendar. Filthy man.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:50, archived)
# yes!
woo for more female posters!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:42, archived)
# as long as i find
both the men involved attractive then i like gay porn. and i'm female. in fact i know several women who like it.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)
# no!
not till lesbian hour is over
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:01, archived)
# Munkt0n
I believe the word you are looking for is.
NEVER.
bleeaurrgh
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:04, archived)
# come on!
be fair to the girls, if we can have our lesbians, they can have their gays.
you don't have to look!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:06, archived)
# how about
we just have neither.... I'm not sure the pain to the eyes is worth it.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)
# sounds fair to me
more lezzers please!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)
# oooh lets hope so.
I'm sure all the boys will be thrilled. Just like the girls, when it's lesbian hour
;)
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:01, archived)
# aha
touché
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:06, archived)
# Oh god
does this mean I have to stay away for TWO hours?
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:12, archived)
# Don't worry SadMike
it's Goat-Goat hour at 7pm

:)
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:30, archived)
# phwooooaaarrrrr etc
actually male gay porn doesn't really do it, does it? unless you are gay and male...
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:01, archived)
# Does it for me!
I just like to see people having a good time.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:03, archived)
# the one on the right
looks disturbingly like an ex of mine - which is making me feel a bit crawly now...
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:06, archived)
# what, you mean
the chap I met at Fireworks? Name like something you might use to give up ciggies?
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)
# blimey
there's a memory - and i thought you were rolling drunk!

arsing thing is i completely made a twat of myself this weekend - and i dunno if were are friends anymore :(

never, ever listen to your friends...
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)
# that just means you have slutty retina
.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Lucky me.
They match the rest.
;-)
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Yay
for gay boy hour!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:03, archived)
# excellent!
More of that, please.

*hits F5 expectantly*
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:06, archived)
# let the battle commence!

Edit - sods!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:09, archived)
# Oh they are both very pretty
do they erm, well, can we see more of them?
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:12, archived)
# Oh dear,
I can see this ending in tears.
Or a least messy foreheads.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)
# hahahah
giggled at that comment...
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)
# but
that's the same pic.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:14, archived)
# It wasn't a minute ago
Someone must've changed it.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:16, archived)
# Heh heh
Wheeee!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:18, archived)
# plus the extraneous exclamation mark police are busy
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)
# DAD !
*sob*
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Make him a cup of tea
to go with that fag :) Superb stuff mate!!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 14:57, archived)
# FANFUCKSOCKTWATTINGTASTIC!!!
Don't let him sit in your chairs at home
betya he's got a big fat red arse!
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 14:58, archived)
# So this Gilchrist fella
he gets turned on by the unions does he.

Say the word TUC to him and he's like a tent-pole...
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:00, archived)
# woo/yay/houpla
that is all.
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:02, archived)
# mar
vell
ous
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:06, archived)
# thats great.
very stylish
(, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)