Not as bad as pissing Waterworld
I fell asleep in the cinema when I went to watch it (late at night, after many of those beer things) and somehow convinced myself that perhaps I'd missed something good so went and rented the video. I paid TWICE to see that pile of shit.
Hence Olembe's law:
"If a film involves Kevin Costner, don't watch it"
Nicholas Cage ALMOST obeys Olembe's law, but there are exceptions.
Edit: Massive woo to the OP
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Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:12,
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Hence Olembe's law:
"If a film involves Kevin Costner, don't watch it"
Nicholas Cage ALMOST obeys Olembe's law, but there are exceptions.
Edit: Massive woo to the OP
have you not seen the great film
Fandango?
(I actually like Waterworld and The Postman...)
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Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:14,
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(I actually like Waterworld and The Postman...)
Hunt him down with torches!
Anyone who enjoyed Waterworld forfeits their right to exist
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Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:17,
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Both of them are only capable of playing themselves...
... the only actor worse is Sean Connery.... He has a great range - A Scottish king of England, a Scottish Russian sub captain, a Scottish Spanish immortal swordsman...
I hear he doesn't play a bad scotsman though...
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Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:16,
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I hear he doesn't play a bad scotsman though...
i've seen him play a scottish arab
can't remember which film tho
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Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:18,
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Scottish? News to me...
I always thought they called him 007 for the amount of times he visited Scotland, never realised that's what that wanky accent was supposed to be...
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Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:18,
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I always...
...wanted Shean to do the voice of Lion-O from Thundercats:
"Shword of Omensh, give me shite beyond shite!"
/coat
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Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:22,
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"Shword of Omensh, give me shite beyond shite!"
/coat