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# i miss having a bird.
playing with my own tits isn't as fun, because i am a boy.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:55, archived)
# don't
you're going to make me cry.

/lonelybucket
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:58, archived)
# i am very lonely.
this is my 350th message.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:05, archived)
# well, you know,
playing with your own breasts is less fun for girls too.

I already have someone to do it for me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:04, archived)
# If I was a girl
and I had breasts, I wouldn't leave the house :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)
# if i became a girl right now,and i was hot (which i would be)
i would walk around nude all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:10, archived)
# Yep.
And I would invest in lots of big mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)
# If I was girl and I had breasts
I'd buy a tight top, a big mirror and one of those mini trampolines..... nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:14, archived)
# I'm sure none of you will be offended
if I tell you I'm sitting here giggling at you all a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)
# thats alright,
i'm wanking.




i need to grow the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Come on
we're blokes. You should understand what sort of effect breasts have on us.

We can't help it, they're lovely! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:20, archived)
# And that's why
god didn't give men breasts - the world would grind to a standstill.
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:22, archived)
# You must be
picturing the trampoline scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:20, archived)
# girls play with their breasts all the time
..and each others. and they kiss each other with tongues a lot.

either that or my dreams are full of lies.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:08, archived)
# No, it must be true
because my dreams agree :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:09, archived)
# so do my sheets
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:12, archived)
# I don't
believe you. (The bit about it being less fun if girls do it to themselves)
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:12, archived)
# obviously they'd enjoy it more
if it was me doing it to them


but you try telling a girl that....
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:14, archived)
# I don't think you're making them feel any better
....
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)
# got any pictures of yourself naked?
no?


wanna buy some?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:21, archived)
# EEk!
.
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:26, archived)
# the old ones are the best.
jokes, not breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)
# How can breasts possibly
feel any better?

I love the feel of breasts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:21, archived)
# fuck damn fuck
i need a chick.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)
# Nyaaaah
You just need sex. Women make you take them shopping and do DIY and stuff. I spent the weekend defrosting the fridge, tidying the garden and buying groceries. And no sex because she's on the blob!!!
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)
# Hey! I got forced to Sainsbury's and shoe shopping
by my b/f, and he voluntarily cleaned the bathroom.

And if that's your take on it why you got a g/f in the first place?

okay, rant over. It was 'on the blob' that pissed my off, its a horrible phrase.
:)
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)
# beware crude snooker analogy
if the red's blocking the pink, sink the brown

/crude snooker analogy
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)
# Sorry,
I guess I knew the reaction it would provoke. She is suffering terribly, the poor thing.
And I have the g/f because although she can be a demanding, selfish, irrational, massive pain in the arse I love her dearly and would be a lot less cheerful without her. Oh and she lets me play with her breasts lots.
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:34, archived)
# 'kay, I'll let you off.
But just so you know, I am a girl who is not irrational, demanding or selfish (or not much anyway), just so you know we're out there.

My b/f is very proud of me for that :)
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)
# Its times like that when
you need to ask to play the cheese lottery
(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)