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(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)
# CAREFUL!
You nearly caught your cock in it!

Woo!


(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha
TJ: holy shit! There's a giant wasp in my room, buzzing furiously. He just landed on my leg and wouldn't come off until I hit him with a pen. My cats are both watching him from some distance.
/ blog
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:23, archived)
# Get the shotgun
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:24, archived)
# AW
Cats. Yay!
I am going to a house with 70-odd cats in it in a few minutes
/blog also
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:24, archived)
# remember
to take the bricks and the hessian sacks this time.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:26, archived)
# I now do not like you
Rrraagh!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:30, archived)
# I'm kidding dear
 
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Mine's not really the hunter-type
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:51, archived)
# all wasps are tiny spy drones

(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:25, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:30, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Yay, I had a wasp the other day.
Gettim with the raid.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:26, archived)
# quick...
...grab a camera dj00d
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:27, archived)
# good thinking!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:34, archived)
# It certainly is large.
Where did you get those socks!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha
that's my laptop bag
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:40, archived)
# jesus fucking christ on a bike!
0_0
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:41, archived)
# My advice to you.
Pick your cat up and hold him/her/it within grabbing distance. the cat will grab it with both paws and eat it. the cat will then require some medical atention due to mild poisoning but you will be safe from the wasp and your cat should survive.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:36, archived)
# tried that
they just keep looking. No claw action here.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:37, archived)
# If it's giant
and if it's travelling now it's a queen and is looking for a nest site for next year.
prepare for 50,000 lodgers.
/expert on crap insects
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:36, archived)
# I think you're right
*kills it*

NEXT!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:40, archived)
# Now kill the
mindpiss
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:41, archived)
# that'd be a queen wasp. KILL IT!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:37, archived)
# woo to this!

Indulge me! - and congrats on the FP monkeon!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:18, archived)
# Did he also write his Christmas letter to Satan?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Serves him right for being black & white
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:20, archived)
# RASCIST!


(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:23, archived)
# Listen, I paid for a coloured license and that's what I expect
jams other foot firmly in gob
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant
bye everybody
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:19, archived)
# au revoir!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:19, archived)
# hello
and goodbye!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Ta-ra!
don't be a stranger!


(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:20, archived)
# 'lo
and bye!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:20, archived)
# au revoir
and happy wotsitmas! :)
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:19, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:19, archived)
# whoa ho
no choccies for you.

unless you wish to risk being de-fingered
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:20, archived)
# haha

(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:20, archived)
# funny
funny
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:23, archived)
# fp in under six minutes!
well done sir!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha
woo plus
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 16:26, archived)
# This was funny without the second panel
/goes back to work
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 19:55, archived)
# why
amn't this compoed?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 23:12, archived)
# what?!
No chocolate?

You cheap bastard mum :(
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 13:57, archived)