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# I see that the American version of this ad has been released.....
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 17:48, archived)
# absolutely fucking brilliant
a big creationist annoying woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 17:55, archived)
# smashing
stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 17:56, archived)
# hahahahah very clever
FUCK THE CREATIONISTS

/MC Hawking
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 17:58, archived)
# ahahaha
ooh yeah. that's. some funky. ass. shit.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic :)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Hahaha
The black man disappears- subtle. :D

Ps. I would marry a guinness if it were:

a) Possible
b) Legal
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:00, archived)
# But if you did,
what would stop you from drinking it?

You'd have to have an affair with another guiness.
(Fizz Bitch, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Ooh, guinness polygamy. My fave!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 17:22, archived)
# That is ace
*clicks*

*resists urge to rant about the theological innaccuracies of intelligent design*
(Pachey, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:01, archived)
# god
I can't *wait* to start my degree, where I'll learn about biological anthropology. I want to be really good at it and understand it perfectly so if I ever come across some idiot trying to say it's not true I can come right back at them with much more than common knowledge of the subject and verbally whip their asses.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:06, archived)
# you can beat, humiliate, and embarrass people until the day they die
but you`ll never change a belief

/oooh deep
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:13, archived)
# You'll find this link useful then...
www.talkorigins.org/
(noflashintro >>>Fuster Cluck<<<, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Have you read any Dawkins?
They're fantastic ammo for slapping down the fundamentalists :)
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Errrr, not really...
Although I disagree with Creationism in the strongest possible way, Dawkins arguement is basically:

"I am right. Anyone who disagrees with me is a cunt and they can fuck off coz I know teh science. People who take solice in religious beliefs after their family has been wiped out in a natural disaster are a bit thick."
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 16:44, archived)
# To be fair
the religious argument is amazingly similar to that too. At least Dawkins doesn't gloatingly point out that anyone who disagrees with him gets to spend eternity in dreadful suffering.
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# True...
But he does say unproven bits of evolutionary theory are sold facts in order to sell books.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 18:57, archived)
# You read my mind.
And did lovely things with the result! A big fat woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:03, archived)
# hahahahhahahah
that's EXCELLENT
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:05, archived)
# that's fecking great
so great, that it deserves TWO woos.

Woo

Woo


That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:15, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:19, archived)
# I want to see a Flying Spaghetti Monster version
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Top marks!
I love that - worth the price of this month's subscription alone. Yay! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:31, archived)
# ROFL!
Wonderful! Creationism is teh shits.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:32, archived)
# genius!
:)
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:36, archived)
# ahaha
have a spakky woo



(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Have another woo: Woo!
But i just reaslised that the creation of the earth wasn't in the right order.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 19:10, archived)
# That's good
Anyone got a link to the real advert?

*has no tv*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Yes
www.metacafe.com/watch/35459/guinness_evolution/
(I helped save b3ta! katzenfinch, Sun 1 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Woo!


Have you ever noticed that the people who believe in intelligent design look really un-evolved? "I believe God created me in a day!" -Yeah - you look like he rushed it. -- Bill Hicks 1992.

Also - don't forget the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Woo to the pic
and seems as good a time as any to link to this again:
www.biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=589
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)
# Love it
That makes me feel all warm inside.
(LokiMD, Sun 1 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Have a late woo,
because that's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Great
Yay, that's great. :)

It hadn't even occured to me how many Yanks would get their knickers in a twist over that ad. George Bush would invade Ireland.
(LokiMD, Sun 1 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)