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# turnips also make you cry
specially if you get hit in the balls with one
(sarcasticgoat Coming in your ears, Sun 14 May 2006, 22:06, archived)
# i read that as 'tulips' and i was
thinking, man, he has some soft balls
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 14 May 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Not if
they were still in the vase.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sun 14 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# oh no not again
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 14 May 2006, 22:14, archived)
# actually they were a bowl of petunias that said that
dumbass
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 14 May 2006, 22:18, archived)
# pfft
you were the lucky one, try standing facing the other way and tell me what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 14 May 2006, 22:07, archived)
# And when the nice lady in a&e asks "Exactly how did you get a turnip stuck up your arse?"
I can say, "A bloke off tinternet told me to do it"
(sarcasticgoat Coming in your ears, Sun 14 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# then she'd be like
ahh.....b3ta.

yet another b3ta related arse incident
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 14 May 2006, 22:12, archived)
# fact.
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Tue 16 May 2006, 10:52, archived)