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Don't think I'm any sort of expert on this

I just have to suffer my friends' typing on msn.

(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:28, archived)

haha

I had this conversation with SSS the other day. i have an MSN "friend", the type that uses every fucking smiley in the list, who keeps saying ki ki ki. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:30, archived)

Heh.

I once took on a mission to teach my friends to speak english. I gave up after two days, realising the utter futility of it. meh.

I can't think of any more. I'd just start the forum, find out what's most often used, and immediately block it. In fact, why don't you just stop them from using anything but b3ta terminology? We'd have them all calling people cockbadgers (CKB4DGERS?) within a week.

(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)

It's going that way....

Current list:

cunt : mimsy
fuck :fondle
fuck off :I think I love you
fucker : dog fondler
fucking :molesting
fuck-off :your all gay
lmao :Primblecups!
lol :Broam!
motherfucker :cat felcher
penis :Cocks! Cocks! Cocks! Cocks!
pmsl :I am an incontinent fool.
rofl :ROFFLECOPTERS!
roflmao :ROLF MAYO!
shit :Smelge
shite :Smelge!
slag :dirty, dirty lady

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:45, archived)

hahaha

excellent.
time for lunch me thinks. Poached and marmite on toast with a cup of tea a croissant and maybe a few australian biscuits on the side, here I come! What's the chances DTF has been and gone by the time I get back?

(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:51, archived)

cunt ?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 14:17, archived)

mimsy?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 15:53, archived)

Needs more

cranberries and happy baby orangutans.

([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 0:44, archived)

Maybe she's pretenting to shoot you with lasers.

Just a thought.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)