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Gibbons are ace...

They're so stretchy.

(tomsk, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

ROFLMAO

now that is the be all and end all.
Rockin!

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)

I hear congratulations are in order,

so Congratulations! Remind me to buy you both a drink sometime soon.

(tomsk, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

Now we have no excuse for that lads night out dude :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

Are there going to be

any fit bridesmaids at your wedding? Apart from of course, the lovely Dr Phil...

/rampant

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)

dont ask me, I'm a bloke :)
Hey, I could probably get the bikini bandits along :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

rofl

etc

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popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

i saw the bikini bandits film on mtv2 last night

an hour long - they kept bleeping and fuzzing out the g on g-mart but would mention it in some parts. Clearly a mickey take of k-mart but inconsistent censorship left me a bit confused.
Did they have that in intentionally? Or was this mtv's doing?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

That'd be MTV I reckon.

Doesnt matter anyway, the movies shite :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

eh?

I can't be a bridesmaid, I've been one twice already! If I do it 3 times and then get married, the universe will implode!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

That'd be something to see at least.

As long as I get front row seats. Popcorn anyone?

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

That's just a rumour.

I've been a bridesmaid six times and I still got marri....... Oh, hang on

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

it won't be that

kind of a wedding i think...

if it is i want spacefish and priestess to be bridesmaids :)

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popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

hell

yeah!
Genius!
May I suggest Crab bloke too? :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)

if he could get

priest status online - maybe he could marry us?

ohmigod.. i must stop thinking about this.

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popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

yes.

leave it :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)

I've already been asked to marry someone.

As long as there is a registrar, then there is no problem. The only thing is, I'm still not sure that's right...
www.ulc.org/

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)

Well, you can buy Stars and lordships,

so why the fuck not?

Bloody odd all the same.

I hate priests though.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

haven't you ever had that spam mail?

marry your sister or you friends!
become a minister... i think you can do it! instant collar just pay dollar... (i just made that line up by the way...)

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popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)

Could you marry your sister without

her knowing? Now that'd be fun :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)

Only in

Somerset.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)

are you a minister?

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popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

sinisterminister

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

I am

a master minister... Or sinister, whatever you like...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)

I AM!

I'm the Reverend Little Paul
apparently it's only recognised in California though ... I'm just waiting for someone to fly me out there for their wedding and I'm all set...

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LP, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)

HA HAHAHAHAHaa...

(that was bitter laughter btw).

I'm now at the stage where I'm bored shitless by other people asking me about it and yet I STILL manage to mention it in every fucking conversation I have. It's not healthy, I'm sure.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)

But,

you are mental? No offence meant of course.
LOON!

*runs*

:)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

yes.

Yes, that is probably a factor.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)

no i meant

crab_bloke being a minister and priestess and spacey in matching frocks..

:)
*hugs*

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popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

spacey looks good in a frock, it has to be said.

That crushed velvet number with the lacings at the Hallowe'en bash...

Ooh ooh ooh can I help do their makeup? I do so love putting makeup on boys... :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)

THAT

would be awesome.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

Coz this is my united states of

WOO YAY!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

woo!

Gibbons ARE ace, aren't they?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

haha

fecking ace

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bananaman, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

superb!

i am making my own sound effects.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)

parp

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Spoon, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

twonk!

prang!

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)

doi-

oioioioioioing!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)

like

a ruler being twanged on the edge of a table.....

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popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

Twangggg

ggggg..

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dozack, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

honk

HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!HONK!

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butchbint, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

sproink

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Spoon, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

I love that word..

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

mindpiss

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popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)

wundergibbons

nice.

(martian, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)

haha

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rogan, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)

hoorah

and woo

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Spoon, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

oooooooh

do gibbons really do that?

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)

you

should know ;)

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Spoon, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)

Gee Knee Uice!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)

woohoo

for stretchy gibbons.

I'm going to eat some toast now.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)

yowza

that's good

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)

splendid!!

: )
it should have a sound effect too.. like a jews harp : )

it could accompany the

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popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)

juice harp?

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Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

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popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)

yay for accordians

I got to play one for the first time ever on New Year's Eve and it was fackin' hard.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

you wrestling an accordian

is a mental image that's making me titter. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

I'm Imagining sound effects to go with it

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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)

lovely

gibooooing - that is the sound it is making in my head

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curry monster, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)

that is

so good it hurts
[hat - doff...] "mister Tomsk" [nods]

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 1:35, archived)