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# Are there going to be
any fit bridesmaids at your wedding? Apart from of course, the lovely Dr Phil...

/rampant
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)
#
dont ask me, I'm a bloke :)
Hey, I could probably get the bikini bandits along :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)
# rofl
etc
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)
# i saw the bikini bandits film on mtv2 last night
an hour long - they kept bleeping and fuzzing out the g on g-mart but would mention it in some parts. Clearly a mickey take of k-mart but inconsistent censorship left me a bit confused.
Did they have that in intentionally? Or was this mtv's doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)
# That'd be MTV I reckon.
Doesnt matter anyway, the movies shite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)
# eh?
I can't be a bridesmaid, I've been one twice already! If I do it 3 times and then get married, the universe will implode!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)
# That'd be something to see at least.
As long as I get front row seats. Popcorn anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)
# That's just a rumour.
I've been a bridesmaid six times and I still got marri....... Oh, hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)
# it won't be that
kind of a wedding i think...

if it is i want spacefish and priestess to be bridesmaids :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)
# hell
yeah!
Genius!
May I suggest Crab bloke too? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)
# if he could get
priest status online - maybe he could marry us?

ohmigod.. i must stop thinking about this.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)
# yes.
leave it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)
# I've already been asked to marry someone.
As long as there is a registrar, then there is no problem. The only thing is, I'm still not sure that's right...
www.ulc.org/
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Well, you can buy Stars and lordships,
so why the fuck not?

Bloody odd all the same.

I hate priests though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# haven't you ever had that spam mail?
marry your sister or you friends!
become a minister... i think you can do it! instant collar just pay dollar... (i just made that line up by the way...)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Could you marry your sister without
her knowing? Now that'd be fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Only in
Somerset.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)
# are you a minister?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# sinisterminister
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# I am
a master minister... Or sinister, whatever you like...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)
# I AM!
I'm the Reverend Little Paul
apparently it's only recognised in California though ... I'm just waiting for someone to fly me out there for their wedding and I'm all set...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# HA HAHAHAHAHaa...
(that was bitter laughter btw).

I'm now at the stage where I'm bored shitless by other people asking me about it and yet I STILL manage to mention it in every fucking conversation I have. It's not healthy, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# But,
you are mental? No offence meant of course.
LOON!

*runs*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# yes.
Yes, that is probably a factor.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)
# no i meant
crab_bloke being a minister and priestess and spacey in matching frocks..

:)
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# spacey looks good in a frock, it has to be said.
That crushed velvet number with the lacings at the Hallowe'en bash...

Ooh ooh ooh can I help do their makeup? I do so love putting makeup on boys... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)
# THAT
would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)