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# http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858526444
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:01, archived)
# you ev0l ev0l person
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah
*clicks like a mad badger*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)
# um, ninth of november?
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)
# yes, 9th of November :D
9/11/2001
(I helped save b3ta! bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)
# duh, I can be a dumb cunt sometimes
I was going to have a moan about americans putting the date in the wrong order to d'oh
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)
# yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)
# 9 11
is 9th November
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Hmm. I love you dearly sir
But spamming the emergency number isn't funny
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)
# you are thinking of 999
which is the 99th of November
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)
# The American emergency number works in the UK
Dial 911 and you get put through to 999
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)
# really?
wow. I know 112 does.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Yep
999 works here
911 works in the US
112 works across all of Europe

But as an extra 'gesture' they also divert the American emergency number too, so in the UK all three work
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)
# I didn't know that.
But I'm not going to try it to find out if you're right.

Knowing the people on this message board, if I dial 911 because you've told us this 'fact' I'll only get I Love Horses or the sound effects for meatspin.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Plus it's nawty!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)
# 112 is the international emergency number. You can dial it from a locked mobile, or one without a sim card.
Try it if I'm not too many hours late for someone to read this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Works in australia too
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Sheptember, shurely?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)
# You're thinking of 112,
which as any American would point out, is the week before.

Just had a thought. 6/6/06, when the forces of good (us) and evil (US) come into alignment and agree that it's the sixth of June. Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Is that you,
Robert Killjoy-Silk? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Hmmm.
Is that a dig at me or are you suggesting that Americans are actually stupid enough to believe this?

I have no idea so I shall just concentrate on the bit where you say you love me dearly ;)

Edit: Hang on a minute, I've seen lots of films, surely the number would actually be 555-911?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)
# I do love you dearly!
And that's the main point.

...but at the same time, whether someone is stupid enough to believe it or not (and obviously it's more likely to be 'not' since it's an obvious joke) I have a real belief in '999/911/112' being one of the few sacred things in life.

Edit: PFFFT! yeah, you're right actually. My mistake ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)
# *curtsey*
In that case I appologise for offending you. That certainly wasn't the bit of the post which I thought would offend anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Aww, it's not that you offended me
Just one of those things I guess.

I was actually once sat for 45 minutes waiting for ambulance with a 90 odd year old who had a massive head injury, being held open by a blood clot. She was coated head to foot, and pretty weak to begin with. It was 1am, and the only reason the ambulance wasn't there within minutes was because they'd been sent out to a group of drunken youths who thought it would be hilarious to call 999. Not knowing what was wrong, and hearing that one of them was unconscious, they dispatched the only ambulance currently within range at that time of the morning, and then got stuck there with a load of drunken kids getting arsey.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Fully agree with you on that point.
They're doing a new number for people who phone the police for stupid things. But I guess that won't stop drunk idiots like that.

They should be allowed to beat people like that with sticks until they actually need the ambulance they called for.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)
# ^this
and woo to your OP.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:47, archived)
# hahahaha
don't be silly! it's 999!

you mean mean boy! (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)
# *get's dialling*
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)
# First class
and a first class ticket to Hull, methinks. Nice one. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Still don't find these funny.
...
(zerodin has magical powers., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 18:10, archived)
# it's okay, we find you funny
...
(baz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Whining
voices
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)
# i like this more and more every time i look at it.
nicely.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 20:20, archived)
# That's
what it's all about
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 8:48, archived)
# Gets ready
to dial on the 9th November :)
(akav0id, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Chortle!
Funny yet well below the belt.
(Fluffster, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 3:05, archived)
# INSIDE JOB MY FRIEND
www.reopen911.org
(Pope Benedict XVI, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:52, archived)