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# Celebrities that should have been.
Magnus the Magnifying Glass - the official mascot of the Neighbourhood Statistics Service.
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Magnus visits the post office.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)
# Awesome!
He's great. I think we should adopt him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:03, archived)
# more like get Joel to stick a rocket
up his arse and blow him up!
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:06, archived)
# I agree
(has Lumpy gone soft??)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:07, archived)
# But look at him!
He's ridiculous. I think we should make him visit some even more odd places, like... ummm... oh fuck it, blow him up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:11, archived)
# that's
more like it !
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:12, archived)
# Yeah!
"Britain Rocked by Wave of Mascot Bombings"
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:08, archived)
# Culminating
in the public fire-bombing of some poor guy in a furry suit dancing round the pitch at the next world-cup final.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:11, archived)
# That's not a real Post Office
He's not at the end of a 15 minute queue.
(Romana, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:03, archived)
# Awww
don't you love consignia any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)
# No.
They've not given me any redundancy money yet.
(Romana, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:07, archived)
# But
they LOVE you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:11, archived)
# hehehe
I particularly like 'Magnus signs on the dole' How very apt, the poor little pissflap.

(crazymum, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:12, archived)
# .
(tomsk, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:12, archived)
# Oh yes!
Woo and Yay! If that wasn't a reply, i'd front page it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:14, archived)
# It's too big anyway.
(tomsk, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:15, archived)
# but you're forgetting
the power of the WIDTH attribute!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:18, archived)
# True.
Oh well, should've posted it seperately. Ho hum.
(tomsk, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:25, archived)
# Just take comfort in the knowledge
that the picture is frontpage worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:30, archived)
# If you approve it
it should show up in my profile, but not on the front page. Gwan. You know you want to...
(tomsk, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:34, archived)
# Done
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:37, archived)
# Hooray!
(tomsk, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:39, archived)
# That really is fantastic
but he's a dumb fuck. He's going to get caught in no time. How many giant magnifying glasses do you reckon there are? He could at least have worn a stocking over his head, the schmuk.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah.
Magnifying glasses with stockings on their head are ten a penny. He'd have blended right in.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:32, archived)
# before reading the messages
i thought he was a drum in a bank. how wrong i feel.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:39, archived)
# Yep
fucking amateurs
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 25 Apr 2002, 11:40, archived)