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# nadine faggot or whatever she's called is a modern day virgin mary
just in this case it's not virgin births, she just doesn't age..very godly.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Its the way she fucking speaks...
..."High tech, aging ingredients"...

Why the fucking pause?

PentaPEPtides...

Why the fucking enunciation?

ARGGGH, just thnking about it makes me want to brutally stab someone to death.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:53, archived)
# I think the hottest new anti-ageing inredients around are...
Pentapeptides.

Good! I hope they're so fucking hot they fucking burn your nasty face.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Just fucking thinking about it makes me want to smash my head through the screen and eat her soul....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:03, archived)
# haha
I'd like to stab her in the face with a hammer then use her brains to make soup for the homeless at the local shelter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I'd like to nail her arms to a transit van
then drive it off a cliff.

I'd like to pour sand in her bed, and then kill her pets with a shovel.

I'd like to push her into a skip full of wasps.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:10, archived)
# good idea
I reckon we should pour sand in her bed then kill all her pets with a shovel, nail her arms to a transit van then drive it off a cliff into a skip full of wasps if there's anything left I'll stab her in the face with hammers and use her brains to make soup for the homeless at the local shelter, then you can eat her soul.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Sounds like a plan.
I shall fetch the keys to the van...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:15, archived)