yesi was trying to do the rhyme in my head, and failing
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:37,
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perhaps the bladecan be swapped for a divorcing tool
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Wed 4 Apr 2007, 15:40,
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The rhymesThere are a few Henry VIII rhymes to help remember his wives and what happened to them:
Divorced
Beheaded
Died
Divorced
Beheaded
Survived
And the one I remember from school is:
I got rid of Kate, chopped of Anne's head, the death of sweet Jane deprived me. I sent Anne Cleves back, gave Kate Howard the sack and Catherine Parr survived me.
So the wives were
Catherine of Aragon (divorced)
Anne Boleyn (beheaded)
Jane Seymour (died)
Anne of Cleves (divorced)
Catherine Howard (beheaded)
Catherine Parr (survived)
(Divorced
Beheaded
Died
Divorced
Beheaded
Survived
And the one I remember from school is:
I got rid of Kate, chopped of Anne's head, the death of sweet Jane deprived me. I sent Anne Cleves back, gave Kate Howard the sack and Catherine Parr survived me.
So the wives were
Catherine of Aragon (divorced)
Anne Boleyn (beheaded)
Jane Seymour (died)
Anne of Cleves (divorced)
Catherine Howard (beheaded)
Catherine Parr (survived)
JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains,
Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:09,
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