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Compopearoasttime!

Riiight - I'll go and do a proper one now.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:31,
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office lols!!!!!1111!
haha! ***clicky***
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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:32,
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with added GOATSE!
HAHA
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:33,
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Added GOATSE?? In a Ladybird book??
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moistness,
Fri 13 Apr 2007, 1:01,
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ha ha!!
bringing the family together!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:34,
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hehehe
'What's that Timmy? You want to look at hardcore bestiality? You little scamp!'
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:36,
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:37,
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Holy shit
Drove round Woburn on Tuesday: nearly got killed when the zebra on top fell off....
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:38,
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?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:39,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:38,
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did you just have that photo
..hanging around?
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:39,
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erm...
ah...
In a special folder... no, erm...
I found it on the floor.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:40,
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pffft
I saw an elephant's knob once when I was in Sri Lanka, they tickled it's tummy and this fucking huge thing thumped down onto the ground.
I think I'll feel inadequate for the rest of my life..
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:40,
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whatever for?
most human women don't have big gapey elephant twats
and if one did, i wouldn't want a go on her
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42,
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*bets you would, for the novelty*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:43,
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but i'd have to use my leg
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:44,
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Exactly.
Novelty factor: fucking sky high.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45,
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you
clearly haven't been to Essex
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45,
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i live in essex
at least, until the end of summer
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:46,
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really?
well you can't have noticed the tribe of elephant women who live there then :)
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:50,
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haha
'like opening a window and fucking the night'
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48,
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i will...
as a woman
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42,
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How did you make the elephant laugh then cry?
I told him I had a bigger knob.
Then I proved it.
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waxdart hello.,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42,
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that's rape
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48,
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good ol' Ladybird :D
*clicks*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:37,
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Beautiful
I swear I saw that in the children's library the other day.
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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:39,
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proper one?
nice work doctor w
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:40,
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Haha! Heres some more text on a picture.

...not really worthy of it's own thread.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:40,
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how much for that fine read sir?
2 shiney new pence? i'll take 10
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:41,
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Heheheh.
John is clever.
John can use the internet.
See John surf! Surf, John, surf!
Click on the little picture.
Gosh!
See the anus.
The anus is red.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:54,
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hahahaha
brilliant
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:15,
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Nuff
Lolage! *Clickety click*
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hoozey,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:38,
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