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# makes him sound messianic
which is quite appropriate considering mikes godlike status.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Well, I had nothing to eat for my lunch
and as soon as that picture was posted all these bread rolls and sardines appeared out of nowhere so I shared them with my friends
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 14:22, archived)
# you fools
I am nothing but a false idol.

I've spent a whole week doing nothing but regret not coming to the b3ta party.
For some reason I choose to attend a family argument instead.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)
# and then there was that time
that I ran out of lager and only had Perrier and then Cthonic posted a picture of a kitten and suddenly all of these bottles of Budvar were found under my desk
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 14:26, archived)
# With only 2 kittens and five penguins...
...he causes the 5,000 to spit tea over their keyboards.

or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)
# he's not responding
to the attempts to reveal him as the one true Messiah. No-one who is the Messiah would admit to being the Messiah therefore he is the Messiah, or is it the other way round? Anyway, I was nailed to a tree and then Cthonic did an Ork picture and I was all healed...
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)
# family get togethers
never fun. generation gap. different values. shit food. not enough drink.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)
# And then
I was in a coma and Cthonic posted this picture of an earsock and I woke up and then there was the time I was blind and Cthonic did something with a dalek and I could see and then I had a plague of boils and leprosy and Cthonic potatoshopped a hamster and...
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)
# Oh no
We had a great time, nice food (P and I cooked), lots of interesting guests (incl guitarist from Thin Lizzy and the director of the original Auf Weidesien Pet), and too much booze.
We got drunk and someone said something inappropriate
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)