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Sheep!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

Alt tags are dangerous and should be stopped.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

I'm going to sue the council over that alt tag I tripped up on the other day.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

You're young. You're free.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

How's his teeth?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

Scurvy.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

thanks for the vote :D

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

this thread. means nothing

and is a waste of nothing. therefore my balls itch.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

can e fixed with a quick kick..

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)

you'll miss my

mouth

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)

why won't you sleep with me?

I mean really, why?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

You have the aids.

I'm off to sleep anyway now.

Or at least to bed, where I shall spend about half an hour reading The last continent.

Rincewind is ace.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

oh yeah, forgot about that

Rincewind is indeed ace. Enjoy!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

death is acer

as is angua, and vetinari :D

can't wait for the new one, although i fear it'll be startingly similar to going postal :s

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

is an angua a type

of lizard?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)

o0 o0 now make him fall into the next post :D

Woo! Yay!
p.s. what software do you use please? :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

Good Idea

... and I use After Effects and @&%$ing ImageReady

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Sheep!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

It makes me sad that they've chucked Image Ready in the bin.

It was so simple to use, well compared to now having to learn Firework's animation stuffs.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

Have They?

I didn't know that. I've never really been too keen on it, pretty unstable I've found. Although good for just optimising

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Sheep!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

cheers

G'nite b3ta! *snoozes*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that

fooookin asaid fookin
ROCKS

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

yes it does.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

Thats gonna get an FP for sure!

W/Y/H!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

this picture will be on the frontpage.

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d d, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

i think you may be able to predict the future.

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Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

Or unpredict the past.

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)

typical.

I post something slightly crap, hoping that it's late and nobody will notice, and what gets posted straight after mine?

This piece of rather excellent animation.

You bastard.

*clicks begrudgingly*

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

Ooops

Soz 'bout that

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Sheep!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

Comin round 'ere with your "talent"...

..showing us all up.

Don't know where you think you get off sonny jim.

it is rather good though..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

hahahaha

nice out of bounds

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Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

Thank You

I had a tricky old time getting GIF transparency to work in ImageReady, blimey

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Sheep!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

You're welcome :)

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Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

agreed

i always find i get artefacts of the previous frame sneaking in and making pests of themselves

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)

That's what I discovered how to fix. Right click on the frames in the animation toolbar and click "Use Background" rather than "Do Not Dispose". Problem solved

Unfortunately this adds a lot to the file size

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Sheep!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

worth the effort, really top stuff

how long did that take?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)

2-3 Hours

Give or take

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Sheep!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

I'll be over in 2

and I prefer giving than taking.

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:36, archived)

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

Hamham power.

I have a hamtaro plushie.

I found it in a charity shop.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

im a pikachu fan myself

but i do love the ham hams

Think i have 6 pikachus and a giant clifford

Oh and 2 blues from blues clues

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

but I had to laugh, i did, yes i did.

when my 8 yr old noticed a pikachu/pokemon related misheard lyric today,

take that. 'so come on, feel the light' sounds like 'pokemon, feel th light'

gimme a break, im drunk and shes eight.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)

You should have you own T.V show!!

and make lots of monies, then give me some monies for suggesting that you should have your own T.V show.

Woo yay!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

I like that idea too

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Sheep!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

Well

It's a cruel irony that an HTML feature meant to help disabled people... could turn you into one!

(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

You could at least have an actual alt tag

to accentuate the alt tag related mishaps.

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

Couldn't work out how to turn them on

Can you help?

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Sheep!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

...

< img src="blah" alt="alt text"/ >

edit: did I miss some sarcasm or something?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

Didn't work

But title does

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Sheep!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

Oh yeah, that's why

The one that pops up is actually the title tag.

Alt tag only appears in lieu of the picture loading.

So your joke there is actually HTMLaticily incorrect, I'm sorry to say.

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

Oh Bugger

That's a good point.... I know I should change it too

I'll do it tomorrow I think

/edit
Changed my mind, now fixed

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Sheep!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

Is the title tag even a tag though?

Sorry to be even more pendantic, but isn't img the tag and title (and indeed alt) an attribute of the img tag?

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)

Haha nice.

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

^this.

I was well disappointed.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

I've added one now

Woot!

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Sheep!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

haha!

you've earned a click!

may have earned a click anyway

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

hahaha

Most excellent, as usual!

Have a lazily created Kelso muffin animation

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The Neville What what what, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

He is attracted and repelled at the same time.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)

i like this

oodles.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)

He's nodding his head perfectly in time

To the annoying music on the even more annoying Irn Bru ad behind me. The one with the "Goths".

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)

He tripped

outa my screen and knocked my soda over . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

You are gifted Mr Sheep

Woo :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

Nice

*clickety clicks*

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

Supreme Combo.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

very nice

and now with added title!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

Clicked already

Sheep for FP!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

Smack Heads

The park is swarming with them at the moment. I'm surprised they didn't steal your camera. Bout time the police moved them back to the seafront.

(KingOfMyCastle, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)

Silly sheep

Didn't your mother tell you not to run and look back at the same time? Now look, you've fallen out of the picture.

What next? Running with scissors ffs?

/pubic safety information

Woo!
*clicks*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)

Why

Are you so good?

*dies a little more inside*

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)

because tomoro, you will try harder to be a little more betterer.

and you shall succeed, and people will ask of you....

Why
Are you so good?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)

i find it funny

that his running slows down before he hits the sign :P

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)

Yeah

... although I went to fall, I did end up accidentally falling too...

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Sheep!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)

[words fail with all your work, sir...]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)

Hah!

That'll learn you!

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Grampa, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 3:26, archived)

Do your neighbours ever ask

'What the hell are you doing?'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

I Vary Locations

So I don't draw too much attention to myself..

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Sheep!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

nicely done matey!

Use Safari and wave goodbye to alt tag misery...

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mozza, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Are They Cushioned in Safari?

for extra soft landings

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Sheep!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

Clickety click..

I likes this.

It looks like the cursor to the right foot had some part to play in this incident

Have a woo regardless

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Beagle on smarties, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

hahaha!

bloody marvellous

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mutated monty, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

your brain...

never ceases to amaze me...

*claps*
*clicks*
*claps some more*
*fwaps*
*sleeps*

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

*profits*

(bobming, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

marvelous

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

hahaha you flippin' loon :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

By gumminy jimminy...

...you are genius! Have a John WOO and a YAY noddy ney.

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Ninj, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

This man is a genius

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

You're so damned inventive.

Woo to you Senor, WOO say I!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

well done

for it is most yay

(william_shatner, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)

lets face it

if Sheep! said he wanted your babies, none of us would refuse

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)

err

that depends on if he was gonna cut them up and put them in asda carrier bags. Coz that would be sick.

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)

Pffft, brilliant as always

And correct use of HTML I note, none of this ALT popup IE nonsense. /geek

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

Oh, the masking! The masking!

Annoying as fuck isn't it

(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)

Mostly Just Keying

Compare blue/brown clothes with green grass

Took me longer to remove the transparent stuff in ImageReady. Which was annoying as fuck

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Sheep!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)

Could have vector painted out the rest in AE

Or, given the shortness of the shot, just using some bezier masks might have been quicker in the first place

(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

Eeep!

I'm not keen on vector painting, you end up with nasty bubbly edges. I did end up using masks for the top bit of my head though, as that wasn't against the grass

It's just a shame that ImageReady doesn't support the alpha channel in Quicktimes or in image sequences.....

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Sheep!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

hahahah

Genius! And you run like a loon!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)

Oh, you and your cleverness

and congrats on the FP :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

I like the subtle "Stop that!" when you mouseover the image.

Woo-ness.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

Just amazing.

Woo doesn't even begin to describe this.

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Monty Propps, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)