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# my brother likes to go the extra mile when he offends americans...
...at hat parties. When he blows spliff smoke through the tube it comes out of the windows.

Clicky for biggy
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# hull much
must a special hull for the extra creative
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# don't be such a bore
what he needs is some gay pride posters as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# ris|
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# that's quality
humour right there. But get your brother to a doctor. He's on skank.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# um
yeah, i fear that may be actually more true than you and i imagine
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# No I'm pretty sure.
He's a dragon chaser. I've been around enough to know ( is all I'll say )
You'll help him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Hahahaha, that's quality.
(Dooley, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Haha, beautiful
He wins awards
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Iwantthishat
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# hhahahhaaa have Woo
*spits quiche across monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# hat parties, you say
never heard of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# he lives in spain
apparently they're quite common there
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# And here they're quite posh
Ascot 'n'all what what what.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# I'm not sure what to do.
I normaly say I find everything is offensive and wrong, and that such things shouldn't happen here on the b3ta, or the internet as a whole.

However, this time I _really_ find that wrong and offensive, and wish for it to be removed.

Your brother is quite the twat.

I mean, c'mon, that looks like a South African airways plane.... nothing like the glorious jihadist planes that crashed into the symbolism of the great infidel !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Just read the small print
hahhhaaaaaahaahahhhhaa
^this^ is a Guffaw
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# If you don't like stuff like this
and want fluffy bunnies,
you joined the wrong website,
you get fluffy kittens here.

Lol @ print.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Tell you what...
fuck off you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# or
maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I am American... unfortunately
and I find this terribly HILARIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
# It's the terribly
which tells you how much.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# ADJECTIVES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# that made me sick up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)
# He's supposed to
make you think all sort of adjectives.

Then you colour him.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Took the words right out of my mouth
want the vomit that was in there with them?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Oh god
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Well, I excel in poor taste
and I also find this to be in poor taste. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# This is not RPS!
But I think this gets the 'get out of jail free' card!!!


HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Did Zoo tag my CSI pic
as Jimmy A?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# you gave it to them Jimmy.
you lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I'm not fucking Jimmy
I told them they could use it on condition they credited it to KFK
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# haha, Jimmy has fucked you
Jimmy. I'd have a word.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Dirty fucking bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# I gazzed ya.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# haha!
top effort
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# put a tag on it
i got a feeling this'll turn up in zoo / nuts
TJ : anyone know how to sheild your speakers to stop em fookin ur monitors up?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# tin foil
or move them. wrap them in a layer of felt lined with glued in tinfoil like Blue Peter does. Or just move the fucking magnets away from the screen so they don't suck all your electrons off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# they're big shiney fook off speakers mind you...
tannoy 637's
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# you have big drivers.
They create a magnetic field. That fields will fuck off any CRT screen doe to the fact that mag fields pull electrons like Sol Campbell pull rent boys.
It's simple, move them. If not you need to devise a tin foil shield around the rear case of the CRT. Cardboard and a layer or two of foil can do the trick ( you use it like a mirror, shiny side to the speakers )
See how you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# the monitor is behind the speaker atm...
its not hte monitor i'm concernde about, im more worried about the ram / floppy and hdd damage
i'll dig some tin foil out in a mo - see if my screen goes all funky again :D
cheers (if it works) :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# don't worry about anything else. It does no harm ( not even to your screen )
It's just the magnet pulling the electrons from the gun tube to the tits up side. Moving the speaker is the easy answer but a shield ( which is what you have in a telly, most modern speakers and monitors ) will take care of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# that sounds sensible
what do you mean, little logo in the corner type thing?
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# aye
something with your name on :D
or alternatively copyright your brothers face
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived)
# bit late for a tag now i guess
but in future defo
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
that is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Best hat ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# As a New Yorker...
...I am laughing my veins out at this. Excellent work, and congrats on FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# thanks man
i'd like to thank my brother for making it all possible etc..
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# As an American...
I demand one of these.

hehe potsmoke out of the windows? that's just ace.
(aerodrown, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)