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[challenge entry] I hope this hasnt bindun


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(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha click!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# *cleek*
you bitch :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha!
splendid idea.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Genius!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# HAHA! if not, 'grats, t'is cheap n good!
On this note, anyone know of any good alarm clocks that could wake the dead?
Mine does sound like a fire alarm, and it disturbingly doesn't wake me
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# You want that Sonic Grenade thing
Or some kind of Wallace-and-Gromit-device that wakes you up with a swift boot to the nuts
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Get one that sounds different.
Or an old fashioned one with big clangy bells.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Have one of them as well...
Also had one that fired puzzle pieces out of it & wouldn't turn off 'til you put it back together, but that died from overuse
ED: Puzzle Alarm Clock Bollocks, wish it'd still lived, not in UK no more
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
#
www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=13583
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# It's like evolution, in clock form!
Might consider this one actually, the Puzzle one was pretty good
ED: More clock evolution Sonic Bomb Alarm 113db has GOT to be loud!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Plus a bed shaker!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Or you could set your pc to
automatically skype a bomb threat through from your address about 5 minutes before you want to be woken up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Then I'd have to succumb to getting Skype...
Although being woken by the bomb squad would be kewl. Might be a bit awkward one morning after tho...
I'm sensing some shoppery coming on, now I just need the joke tho...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Get one that sounds like the phone ringing
It always wakes me up, and is always work asking where i am :)
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Exactly the same alarm clock I used when I was a kid and had a paper round.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# As featured in the newsletter a while ago:
www.voco.uk.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of Brian Blessed...
anyone confirm that Stephen Fry can indeed wake you up in the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Brian could potentially wake as far a field as Dorset from my London bedroom, i'm not sure about waking up half way down my hallway as a result of the subsequent shock wave though..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Don't know if this would wake you any better
but I would hate to miss the show in the morning when my clock goes off!

www.chilloutzone.de/files/player.swf?b=10&l=197&u=ILLUMllSOOAvIF//P_LxP92A42lCHCeeWCejXnHAS/c

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(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Probably get no sleep building that
but that was pretty damn kewl!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Fucking genius.
But I'm not surprised they have trouble getting up in the mornings if they have to set all that lot up each night before they go to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# these?
amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h_/202-2759364-6646207?initialSearch=1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Alarm+Clocks&Go.x=0&Go.y=0

Also I use 3 alarms and that gets me up, phone, phone and alarm clock
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Maybe balance a phone on the headboard and set it to vibrate
when the alarm goes off it will fall on your head and wake you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# I'm sure mine would fall behind the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I
just love the idea of this one:

www.simplyislam.com/iteminfo.asp?item=52238

"One complete Azaan (call to prayer) when the alarm sounds"
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# luverly
have a Woo from me
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# That's actually a brilliant idea!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Im pretty sure all of mine have the batteries out anyway
Spiders keep setting the fuckers off :/
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# hahahah
you win
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# haha
ace. *cleeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Now that!
Is splendid! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Ha
*click*
(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# this'll end up on zoo then
:D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# So simple...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)
# first click of the compo!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)
# 'blinks'
'notices'

Oh YES!

'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# *Clicks*
That's a winner right there
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)
# clever
likey
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)
# hahaha - brilliant
well done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 8:17, archived)
# argh!
genius!!!! woo
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 8:27, archived)
# bit late replying but hahahahaha!

total lol moment first thing i look at when i get to work!

thanks for the good start to my day fella!
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Surely this wins
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)
# My smoke alarm actually has this function
... and I love it! Dead handy when you've burnt the toast.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)
# bahahahahahahahahaha
excellent my good person.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)
# hahahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Not totally original to me.......
I heard Lee Evans say it years ago in one of his sketches ;)
(HiNtZ, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 1:53, archived)
# yeah
i've heard it a fair few times from various different comedians. I kinda thought it was a joke everyone had heard but obviously not!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Bindun?????
My mum already has one of these!!
I've seen it and it works!
(In case of burnt toast or something)
(Spill, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)