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# HAHA! if not, 'grats, t'is cheap n good!
On this note, anyone know of any good alarm clocks that could wake the dead?
Mine does sound like a fire alarm, and it disturbingly doesn't wake me
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# You want that Sonic Grenade thing
Or some kind of Wallace-and-Gromit-device that wakes you up with a swift boot to the nuts
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Get one that sounds different.
Or an old fashioned one with big clangy bells.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Have one of them as well...
Also had one that fired puzzle pieces out of it & wouldn't turn off 'til you put it back together, but that died from overuse
ED: Puzzle Alarm Clock Bollocks, wish it'd still lived, not in UK no more
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
#
www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=13583
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# It's like evolution, in clock form!
Might consider this one actually, the Puzzle one was pretty good
ED: More clock evolution Sonic Bomb Alarm 113db has GOT to be loud!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Plus a bed shaker!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Or you could set your pc to
automatically skype a bomb threat through from your address about 5 minutes before you want to be woken up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Then I'd have to succumb to getting Skype...
Although being woken by the bomb squad would be kewl. Might be a bit awkward one morning after tho...
I'm sensing some shoppery coming on, now I just need the joke tho...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Get one that sounds like the phone ringing
It always wakes me up, and is always work asking where i am :)
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Exactly the same alarm clock I used when I was a kid and had a paper round.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# As featured in the newsletter a while ago:
www.voco.uk.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of Brian Blessed...
anyone confirm that Stephen Fry can indeed wake you up in the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Brian could potentially wake as far a field as Dorset from my London bedroom, i'm not sure about waking up half way down my hallway as a result of the subsequent shock wave though..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Don't know if this would wake you any better
but I would hate to miss the show in the morning when my clock goes off!

www.chilloutzone.de/files/player.swf?b=10&l=197&u=ILLUMllSOOAvIF//P_LxP92A42lCHCeeWCejXnHAS/c

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(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Probably get no sleep building that
but that was pretty damn kewl!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Fucking genius.
But I'm not surprised they have trouble getting up in the mornings if they have to set all that lot up each night before they go to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# these?
amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h_/202-2759364-6646207?initialSearch=1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Alarm+Clocks&Go.x=0&Go.y=0

Also I use 3 alarms and that gets me up, phone, phone and alarm clock
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Maybe balance a phone on the headboard and set it to vibrate
when the alarm goes off it will fall on your head and wake you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# I'm sure mine would fall behind the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I
just love the idea of this one:

www.simplyislam.com/iteminfo.asp?item=52238

"One complete Azaan (call to prayer) when the alarm sounds"
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:04, archived)