now
you're just making me hungry for sausage-wrapped muff-ripping eggs.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:15,
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aren't we all hungry for that!
that's what separates us from the animals!
:D
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:22,
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and here was me
thinking it was my inability to lick my own arse that separated us.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:29,
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try harder!
:D
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:33,
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i'm double jointed
so i can get my feet behind my head, but my neck just won't stretch that far! :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:36,
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hmm
dunno what to suggest
a long straw maybe?
:D
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:54,
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Tongue weights
You have to use them while sitting at your desk. They stretch your tongue over a period of time.
Expect to be licking the pubic are within the month, upper perinium inside of 3 months, and full anal tongueing by christmas.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:28,
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